Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Pseudonym]

Back to the hospital I goooo....
I cant keep any food or fluids down

I know the good nurses and bad nurses, I'm not tryna be bruised up for a simple IV. I've already text the coworkers i trust to stick me

Edit: on my way now gonna be a looonnnggg night but I need my fluids

 

[Ribbs]

All it took was a little bit of misogyny to get me kicked out a group chat.

 

[Saltmoney]

Workout timeee!! I hope I don't die in this heat.

 

[Atlrocafella]

What’s the first thing you’re doing if you wake up a multimillionaire tomorrow?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Dwolf]

I’m ashamed to say I use to fukk up a cup of Wal-Mart popcorn chicken while I shopped and then dumped the evidence before I made it to checkout.

Neg

 

[Dwolf]

I thought you had to be like 45 to get hot flashes

It's over

 

[Prynce]

What’s the first thing you’re doing if you wake up a multimillionaire tomorrow?

Going back to sleep tbh

then just lay in bed smiling for a few hours

I wouldn’t even believe it and I would prolly throw away all my obligations that day just basking in my good fortune

 

[Prynce]

All it took was a little bit of misogyny to get me kicked out a group chat.

Can’t enjoy life if it ain’t a lil bit toxic

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

What’s the first thing you’re doing if you wake up a multimillionaire tomorrow?

Calling my mom & telling her she can quit her job.

 

[Zero]

Woman on social media: "Don't call me ______ or tell me to ______ "

Me: Aiight then

 

[JackRoss]

From cotton to congress

Yeah these people are done insulting my intelligence. They aren't even trying. Tim Scott needs to get his nuts cut off.What the fukk is a Vermin Jones? I'm sick of these c00ns. fukk Hershel Walker too

 

[JackRoss]

My shyt right now

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Eve was so fukking fine in Barbershop 2