Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Gold]

Just found my old J-Kwon cd....


Best album, aint skip 1 track


"My momma put me in the system, she locked me up
When I think about it, i aint know none of my family"

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I'm separated, Sir.

I thought this was common knowledge.

 

[Gold]

Gonna cheat on my girl cause she probably thinks I'm too short.

I've heard worse reasons on thecoli

 

[Gold]

"Show us, or show her ass what these guns are for
"Or lest the priest show her moms what these nuns are for"

its been 14 years and I still have no idea what this line means

 

[I love Latina women]

Lord have mercy Jesus!

 

[Zero]

So I can get a 10 piece, a gang of fries, a drink, AND a brownie for the same price as this pan pizza?

This is why Americans are fat

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

So I can get a 10 piece, a gang of fries, a drink, AND a brownie for the same price as this pan pizza?

This is why Americans are fat

shyt at wendys I'm bout to have 2 burgers, nuggets, fries and a drink for 5 dollars

USA is good to us fat nikkas

 

[xiceman191]

fukk this Discrete Mathematics class.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

When you start to realize your importance (or lack there of) in a person's life,the easier it is to move on.

You'll never be good enough to someone who doesn't want you.

I learned that the hard way. Thank God for healing.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When you start to realize your importance (or lack there of) in a person's life,the easier it is to move on.

You'll never be good enough to someone who doesn't want you.

I learned that the hard way. Thank God for healing.

Ain't that the truth

 

[Sassy]

Im so happy im starting to move on from my past relationship and focusing more on myself and having a good time.

Regardless of my current size, im starting to glow up. Im still struggling with my lifestyle change of being healthy - but at least i know im trying. And im drinking less soda on the weekends and more water. (Im good on the weekdays tho so its not a problem i drink more water on those days ironically).

Im also thinking since i dont have any real responsibilities yet until i move out..well. Idk about that: im honestly worried about my grams if i do since shes up in age...plus she likes me there .

Oh, where was i?

Oh! Since i dont have any real responsibilities yet, im going to try and save 500-1000 dollars every month (500 per check - i make decent anount for a single person with no kids or spouse) starting next year...hopefully i can manage that.

I want to save as much possible so i can be prepared for anything.

 

[Biscayne]

"Show us, or show her ass what these guns are for
"Or lest the priest show her moms what these nuns are for"

its been 14 years and I still have no idea what this line means

I gotta go back in the time machine and check out that JKwon album.

 

[Gold]

I gotta go back in the time machine and check out that JKwon album.

When I was young I would be quoting that shyt like if I had any idea what it meant

"I'M HOT HOMEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY"

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Everybody know a Meechie
An they all fat as hell

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]