Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[PortCityProphet]

I put my sandwiches in the toaster oven this morning, I turned around and the oven was smoking. The sandwich wasn't burning, but it must have been something that fell onto one of the heating filaments. So I grab my sandwiches and throw them in the zip lock and into my lunchbox.
I finally got a chance to eat them a little while ago and they had this rich smokey flavor like my turkey was on the grill
Might have to try to recreate that

 

[PortCityProphet]

for something that isn't a real song, i stay having "when the funk hits he fan" pop into my head ...and it usually leads to me singing "it's my love going bang bang bang"

Those were two of the most underrated rnb songs of the 90s
When my love goes bang bang bang you better run you sweeeeeet little thing when my love goes bang bang bang it'll be you and me again

 

[PortCityProphet]

lunch meeting with the SVP of a competing bank went well. She basically offered me the position, and I'm going to take it, Black Excellence continues

Normally I'd congratulate you but it's Falcons hate week so I hope you show up on the 1st day, go to sit in your shiney new office chair, and you turn on your computer and a big pops on the screen then the rest of the office hops out and starts singing "you thought you got the new job but that's ducktales woohoo" and you run out the office crying into your red and black hankie while everybody lines up and hits you with the









I'm just fukking with you dog. Congrats on the new gig.
You gonna pre approve me for that home loan right?

 

[Atlrocafella]

Normally I'd congratulate you but it's Falcons hate week so I hope you show up on the 1st day, go to sit in your shiney new office chair, and you turn on your computer and a big pops on the screen then the rest of the office hops out and starts singing "you thought you got the new job but that's ducktales woohoo" and you run out the office crying into your red and black hankie while everybody lines up and hits you with the









I'm just fukking with you dog. Congrats on the new gig.
You gonna pre approve me for that home loan right?

Since we gonna trash you niccas tomorrow, I'll have mercy and make some calls for that home loan for you breh

 

[Mr210]

What do you guys usuall wear at weddings

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Pay day tomorrow

 

[Rawtid]

Pay day tomorrow

Me too. I like getting paid on Thursdays.

 

[PortCityProphet]

What do you guys usuall wear at weddings

Wear a suit and tie or a suit and collard shirt with no tie. Anything less is unacceptable.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

The new heat. Had to pay tribute to the OGs.

How much something like that run you

 

[roxxthe96er]

How much something like that run you

$450

well spent in my book

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

i haven't had regular skittles in probably over 5 years (fukk with them sours tho ) when did green become green apple

 

[marcuz]

so i was going through old photos in the garage, and came across a cousin that looked familiar. so i turn the photo around and it says "Jason age 12, 1990"

i'm thinking, "man, this dude looks like that black kid in american history X." so i decide to imdb the movie and sure enough, his name is Jason Bose Smith. what y'all think, is this the same person:

 

[Worthless Loser]

for something that isn't a real song, i stay having "when the funk hits he fan" pop into my head ...and it usually leads to me singing "it's my love going bang bang bang"

How did I miss this? Got it on repeat atm.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

A Charlie Horse in my thigh just woke me up...
Jesus Take The Wheel

 

[Mr210]

Do you like your suits nice and fitted or a little more loose if that makes sense