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Geoffrey_Chaucer said:
Yet another IT recruiter from India contacting me

this bish English was fukking horrible

she couldnt understand shyt i was saying

and was speaking in such broken English
im not even sure what she said the position or pay was
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Yesterday I got my car serviced...brake pads...engine flush...all fluids topped...tire pressure...

I ask dude "So what's the general useful life of these here pads partner"
He says "Um...according to manufacturer if defective..LIFETIME"
I says ":dwillhuh:"
 
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Darth Hater said:
I just gotta keep all options open, never know who's gonna :cape:me
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:snoop:...Females:mjlol:

Just say you want a sugar daddy sweetheart:pachaha:

Most nikkas keep their options open for quick/side nuts:ld:

Unless your going to Christian Mingle or something, any female who do the online dating thing is seen as a quick/side nut by 85%of the male population there
 
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360dagod said:
:snoop:...Females:mjlol:

Just say you want a sugar daddy sweetheart:pachaha:

Most nikkas keep their options open for quick/side nuts:ld:

Unless your going to Christian Mingle or something, any female who do the online dating thing is seen as a quick/side nut by 85%of the male population there
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Uh, nah. It was a joke. But okay.
 
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Darth Hater said:
um, so I've decided to try this new system with Cupes. (not meeting a bunch, barely any at all)
After a few conversations in the site to make sure they aren't completely terrible, instead of exchanging numbers first (I'm not in prison, don't need random phone pals to chat and text endlessly :camby:) we will meet in a mutually convenient (super) public place. If the conversation's cool and we get along, then maybe numbers exchange. I'm a really organic person and great on the spot, but also hate wasting my time, esp with giving out my info.


But Murphy's Law has me concerned that I'll encounter someone, somewhere down the line who's thinking a few things:

1) that I'm trying to set them up (ehh); or worse
2) that I'm actually trying to escort
and will act an ass accordingly.

I mostly blame you guys' horrid stories from online dating for me thinking like this but here goes.

Would you guys think either of these things if a woman suggested that to you or am I being paranoid?
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No way I would meet a chick before even talking on the phone


I would think she setting me up to be followed then robbed
 
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This shyt gets me zoning the fukk out got damn. On the train w a drink, hit the pen right before boarding, watching the rain out the window...... :wow:


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