Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Buckeye Fever]

Gay and ignorant are the two words to describe dudes who wear their pants like this

 

[Malta]

Black-ish makes me want to make enough money to buy a house big enough that my parents could live with us.

 

[Turk]

I've been a fan of Black Panther prior to the announcement of the movie. I've been excited to see another Black superhero in a major motion picture but all pontificating and extra fake "wokeness" got me feeling like I'll just catch this shyt on dvd or at least wait until all the hype dies down.

 

[LuckyLibra619]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Oh my lordt

 

[ThaRealness]

Interview lady 1: Do you have experience with table service?

Me - Well no (tries to segue into general customer service experience)

Interview Lady 2 takes notes

Have you ever served cocktails before?

Me - no, we served beer and wine primarily

Interview Lady 2 takes notes

Fast forward post interview

Interview Lady 1 Its really nice out huh?
Me - Yeah its beautiful

Interview Lady 2 - Good excuse to take a walk right?

I didn't need that attitude though

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Arcavian]

I have over 50 female former friends/lovers as contacts in my phone
But I cut them off while in a relationship

Now most of them I can't remember who they are
Or what they look like


How can I get back in touch to rebuild a roster without sounding lame



I'm in contact with 4 that were mainstay roster members

1 I'm supposed to link up with this weekend
And the one who sent me the IMax p*ssy vid. But I honestly hate her

I started archiving hoes with Dropbox ☺

 

[Arcavian]

If I was to pick one song as my all time favorite song this is it



No song makes me feel better

 

[Hugs]

Why didn't I think of these questions for Tif Haddish earlier?

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Watch out for this messycan. Out here telling people to eat “gorrila” dikk

 

[Rawtid]

One of the drawbacks to waking up dumb early, it's that by 9am you feel like you've been up for hours. I was able to get a walk in before the rain started pouring down, but it was so warm and nice out, I couldn't miss out.

 

[BigMan]

DAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNMNN:mjdamn:

 

[letti cook]

 

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