Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[louisvandross]

Playing that DS2 in the coupe, windows down. Look out the window at the red light and see a bytch doing this

My reaction: .... ....

 

[sfgiants]

got some asian bytch been flagging me down for 2 weeks and i been avoiding her
not really in the mood to go out tonight either. guess ima try to get my balls gargled

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Ah my mom wants me to go somewhere with my brother and her, but I don't even want to be around him.

But she's pushing it because I'm leaving for Europe but I'm really not trying to

U should go, you never know what might happen when your gone

 

[Hi!]

My girl: My friend does protests and marches

Me: Oh word? have I met her before?

My girl: No and you never will

Me: why not? something wrong?

My girl: She's thicker than me and you'd be all over her

Me:

 

[iBrowse]

My girl: My friend does protests and marches

Me: Oh word? have I met her before?

My girl: No and you never will

Me: why not? something wrong?

My girl: She's thicker than me and you'd be all over her

Me:

Why would she even mention her if she's insecure about her around you

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I'm in the phase of my sunburn where my entire top layer of skin is peeling. Y'all don't know my struggle, I'm so fukking itchy it's unbearable. I just went out and bought benadryl and took 3 of them. I just want the itch to stop

 

[iBrowse]

Mom texts me something a moment ago...I tell her I already knew about it..she says "I know you know but you don't know what you don't know:dumbsmart:"


:smuggyralph:













:hawat:

 

[iBrowse]

unmute this

 

[Rawtid]

I'm in the phase of my sunburn where my entire top layer of skin is peeling. Y'all don't know my struggle, I'm so fukking itchy it's unbearable. I just went out and bought benadryl and took 3 of them. I just want the itch to stop

Aloe Vera.

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

U should go, you never know what might happen when your gone

Yeah you're right but really I'd rather just chill with my mom.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Aloe Vera.

It doesn't help much. This isn't just standard annoying itchiness, this is unbearable, the benadryl is kicking in and helping

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I swear y'all...... Going bald at a young Age sucks lol

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Yeah you're right but really I'd rather just chill with my mom.

I feel you. What did your bro do

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I feel you. What did your bro do

Called me a hoe and said he doesn't fukk with me because I confronted him about wearing my shirt and smoking out in it and then sleeping in it, all while having no job and not being in school at 20 years old, yet he's trying to train for a d1 college tryout but can't even keep his grades up in the first place.


Amongst many other things like me coming home after being outside working and seeing him and friends high on the couch playing video games while my mothers dog has crapped all over the carpet.

And a few other things like leaving the whole house dirty, having a broad spend the night while my moms at work and then having sex in the house and my mom finding a condom wrapper. Dudes just someone I don't need in my life

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Called me a hoe and said he doesn't fukk with me because I confronted him about wearing my shirt and smoking out in it and then sleeping in it, all while having no job and not being in school at 20 years old, yet he's trying to train for a d1 college tryout but can't even keep his grades up in the first place.


Amongst many other things like me coming home after being outside working and seeing him and friends high on the couch playing video games while my mothers dog has crapped all over the carpet.

And a few other things like leaving the whole house dirty, having a broad spend the night while my moms at work and then having sex in the house and my mom finding a condom wrapper. Dudes just someone I don't need in my life

Damn... I see your point. That's your little brother