Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dev2103]

beat the sobriety checkpoint ...never seen so many copsand they were hating on the whip couple brehs weren't so lucky

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I haven't let the NY area since my grandfather's funeral almost 4 years ago, I'm a loser

 

[Dev2103]

I just had to pull the pistol on some ATT cable mafukkas at my sister crib


These mafukkas kept hounding her about switching and shyt
like real ass harassing

They jetted the fukk out the neighborhood

chill with the door to door salesmen breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I just had to pull the pistol on some ATT cable mafukkas at my sister crib


These mafukkas kept hounding her about switching and shyt
like real ass harassing

They jetted the fukk out the neighborhood

#edit

i just thought about it
and it was after 8pm
fukk kinda sales people go door to door that late

 

[Illuminatos]

Stopped by a gas station in Manhattan during my lunch break today.

Me: Hey do you guys have any Sprite?

Cashier: Yeah.

Me: Cool how much?

Cashier: 2 for $2.82

Me: Ok so how much for 1?

Cashier: $2.00

Me:

Cashier:

Me: Ok I'll have 2.

 

[Zero]

Part of me really wants to play devil's advocate with this white broad's comment

But I aint trying to go back and forth with this heffa just for her to eventually end up playing up the victim card over something she knows she's full of shyt about :timmyimout:

 

[Zero]

they all fall off at some point

She would've been right at home during the golden era of black porn (2003-2009)


But I forgot, in 2015, nikkas want famine victims

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

She would've been right at home during the golden era of black porn (2003-2009)


But I forgot, in 2015, nikkas want famine victims

 

[Dwolf]

Part of me really wants to play devil's advocate with this white broad's comment

But I aint trying to go back and forth with this heffa just for her to eventually end up playing up the victim card over something she knows she's full of shyt about :timmyimout:

Do it.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Incredibox - Mix - Fire

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Im just gone do me,Do my thing with not really caring about what people think of me. As long as im happy and keep God first

 

[Ezus Jezus]

I just broke up with a woman that I still love and consider the best person that I've ever met. I really hope that I didn't just flush the last 3 years and my future down the drain.

 

[Rawtid]

Stopped by a gas station in Manhattan during my lunch break today.

Me: Hey do you guys have any Sprite?

Cashier: Yeah.

Me: Cool how much?

Cashier: 2 for $2.82

Me: Ok so how much for 1?

Cashier: $2.00

Me:

Cashier:

Me: Ok I'll have 2.

You wasted .82.

 

[patscorpio]

the neighbor above my condo is a weirdo..ive already had static with him about my home theater blasting..dude looks like adolf hitler with light brown hair for real...dude had me laughing yesterday...he approached my living room window (which he can see everything in my spot) to throw some shyt to his balcony above...there are bees are fly around that area..dude was throwing shyt up there and one of them stung him on his hand...he was holding his hand like , i was like ...then i realized my window was open so he heard me cracking up and looked at me with such a look of disgust..oh well next time bring your shyt inside like a normal person

 

[Blackout]

I love nerdy chicks