Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

Now now can I break it down and show ya
Break it down and show ya
Just how easy it is to be chopped and screwed?

1...You're in the club, she walks by
2...She give you those bedroom eyes
3...You think tonight she's gonna fulfill you're fantasies.
4...Now you're both all on the floor
5...And you're feeling all on her thighs
6...Now the club is about to let out and you're like what you doing after this...
7...She suggests the IHOP
8,8,8... and Now you're putting her all in ya car
Stupid 9...You think you're gonna get some Bump & Grind..
10..oh, now she wanna bring her friends
11...Now the bill is up to 210
12..Goofy, You give her your number,says shes gonna call but you never see her again


Now you've officially been chopped & screwed

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[全能の神]

Mood

 

[全能の神]

Reading always makes me horny. Idk why.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Shannon just completely allergic to c00nin

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Chill]

I burned 750 calories today, I think imma stay at the 700 cal threshold for a minute until I get really used to it or I hit my goals

 

[Chill]

If you did something to piss me off tbh you deserve all the hell I decide to bring you considering we grown ass people

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

If you're so funny then why are you on your own tonight? And if you're so clever then why are you on your own tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you on your own tonight? If you're so very good looking then why do you sleep alone tonight? I know because tonight is just like any other night and that's why you're on your own tonight. With your triumphs and your charm why aren't you in each other's arms? Love is natural and real but not for you my love, but for such as you and I my love. Mother I can feel the soil falling over my head.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I will lie awake and lie for fun and fake the way I hold you. Let you fall for every empty word I say.

 

[Regine Hunter]

This warms my ovaries
This could be me but @Tenchi Ryu works too much

 

[Princess Coco]

Mornting

 

[EARFQUAKE]

This name change tho
Does this mean you're going to be active again or did you just come to collect some daps and bounce