Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Dwolf]

It's my birthday...my team found out...they planned a surprise but had to tell me when they found out my birthday makes me lol

 

[Panther]

Im in a very shytty mood today

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

It's my birthday...my team found out...they planned a surprise but had to tell me when they found out my birthday makes me lol

happy born day
you sexy mean
grinch

 

[Hijo de luna]

This chick got murked by her husband this morning It's chilling reading tweets from an energy that is no longer...

https://twitter.com/da1toyah

 

[Atlrocafella]

If you have a job, no reason you don't have at least $50 in emergency savings, people be killing me, bishes be so fine but be so broke ;

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Hittin Mint Lounge tonight with my Blasian. Invited a friend of hers thats actually cute.

$10 hookahs. Extended invite to all ATL brehs

Fam flyin in from home tomorrow Its a celebration

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

 

[sfgiants]

is it bad that i lose 95% of my interest in a broad after i fukk her?
like the build up to that first ejaculation, im attentive and texting and shyt, then as soon as i erupt, it's

even that day/night when it happens, i just want them to stfu and leave while i watch martin/wayans brothers on mtv2

i just want to cum and be left alone

 

[Atlrocafella]

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

what a series of events.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

You really turned up on a Tuesday, huh? Good grief

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

 

[So-Chi]

I'm working out 5 days a week,,,eating chicken wraps, oatmeal and shyt...but i'll be DAMNED if i can't stop fukking craving donuts

 

[Panther]

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

And to think i almost left the house after seeing your post last night

 

[BillBanneker]

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

damn bruh

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

:mjcurl:

 

[Blackout]

Blasian and I kick it and have fun at Mint Lounge.

I'm wasted and she had less to drink so she drives my car. I doze off for a bit.........BOOM!

She rear ends a Camaro. My car bent to shyt. Cops come. Sobriety test to her. Fail. DUI. Arrested. I get outta the car on some shyt. Guns pointed. I chill out. Wait for tow truck. Get a ride to gas station. Call my uncle at 4am to pick me up in Dunwoody

Spend the early hours searching for the impound for my car and back and forth to the Dekalb County Jail. Uncle like Police took my ID instead of hers. Cant even get my car out which may or may (prob) not be fixable Uncle has to go to work in midtown. Drops me off.

Pregnant cousin picks me up from midtown. I try go to my Blasians uncles house so we can bail her out. No ones home so I leave a note on the door to call me ASAP. My car is fukked. Had to call off work.

Now I gotta wait til my fam flys in from back home so my Pops and I can bail her out tonight. She wanted to meet my fam and now the introduction will be bailing her outta jail

While it hasnt been 24 hours I know shes ready to get outta there. Come on 7pm.

I need to stay my ass in the house.

Sorry to hear that mayne

How did the owner of the camaro handle it?

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Sorry to hear that mayne

How did the owner of the camaro handle it?

He was a fukkin dikkhead. Douchbag ass 30-something white boy with a chip on his shoulder