Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[old_timer]

got a promsiing date tonight
i'm cautiously optimistic

 

[Illuminatos]

I'm such a bum. I saw one of my group members for school in the store today and I didn't even say hi to them. She was in my way so I tapped her on the shoulder to say excuse me. She moved but didn't look my way and I didn't say hi or anything.

I always do this shyt. If I can avoid saying hi to someone I'll always do it.

This shyt is such a terrible habit brehs.

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm far from a sneakerhead Or a materialistic person but I can't resist a Nike outlet. Quick way to spend a quick 200.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Got paid today too

Hittin the city with my boys. Just gotta cut my hair and pick an outfit

 

[PortCityProphet]

I'm such a bum. I saw one of my group members for school in the store today and I didn't even say hi to them. She was in my way so I tapped her on the shoulder to say excuse me. She moved but didn't look my way and I didn't say hi or anything.

I always do this shyt. If I can avoid saying hi to someone I'll always do it.

This shyt is such a terrible habit brehs.

I'm the same way. I hate small talk so I avoid folk

 

[Lost His Smile]

I got this getting me hype before I head to this St. Patty's show.



Gonna be walking into that bar like...

 

[Atlrocafella]

Decided to watch empire from the beginning of the season just to see what the hype was about..actually pretty good

 

[Blackout]

I want to buy a better ride now but i gotta wait until i switch jobs.

The pain of being responsible.

 

[Lost His Smile]

My buddy wants to leave this show so I'm about to walk around the city on alcohol and pills. Lord I hope I don't do something stupid.

Left before the headliner because he didn't know anyone there. I was on a couple benzos and PBRs and had some benzos stored if a bytch wanted to get wit it.

So now Im sobering up just so I can drive to pick up an eighth.

 

[sfgiants]

 

[patscorpio]

My hr lady remind me of Pam off of archer. She doesn't give a fukk. When I first started she was like "you can skim through the training and policy videos" she was wearing a low cut shirt and putting her titties all in my face. Then today she was admiring and commenting on my Physique telling me to use my muscles . then told me about all hown her car smelled like ass cause of her daughter softball cleats

That's sounds the HR lady in my company breh...at the holiday party back in december...i had been on the dance floor on some shyt..my coworkers think I'm like the most amazing dancer and she came through and backed it up on me so I had to represent and handle that...in front of everyone..the president of the company would later reference that to Patrick Swayze in dirty dancing lol...a little while after that she pushes up on me at the bar touching my arm...I'm nice but she is WAS TED talmbout no one knows how to dance but me and that she assumes guys like me all know how to dance...that got the from me...the bartender was like trying to hold it in...i had a feeling she was trying to pick me up...meanwhile her husband was out there trying to pick up the interns and shyt i later found out...it was a wild night lol

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Man I had a dream I was in an Asian country training for muay thai and I found out there was a brothel next door
So I walk in, typical me, I only had my debit card so I asked if they took debit. Well, silly me, I realized that I needed to get back to training so I asked if I could buy a gift card instead. And so while they were wrapping my gift card I couldn't resist and pulled my dikk out. Its big, so once this room full of Asian women saw it their mouths dropped and I was just rubbing it across their lips and they were salivating.

It felt so good, I couldn't believe it was a dream until I woke up. Oh well, what can you do

 

[Big Daddy]

"What day is it?", asked Pooh

"It's today", squeaked Piglet

"..my favorite day," said Pooh

live like every day is a great day

 

[Atlrocafella]

anyone know any good graphic/flyer/cover designers here on thecoli?

 

[PortCityProphet]

These women in miami
how you miami brehs not have 8 kids each