Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

Why has noone ever told me about how delicious brussel sprouts are? I feel neglected.

Growing up, my mom used to force me to eat her nasty ass okra (she'd boil it to mush).

I had them for the first time last year at our holiday party. So good!!! I had oysters that day as well.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

these Dallas gas prices



can we get movies made about other important black figures besides MLK


-Pull and Peel Twizzlers

 

[Rawtid]

Check what I just copped on groupon, plus I had a 20% off coupon. I 've been wanting to get this done for a minute. I got the 4.5 hour Executive auto detail. I'm hype. I ain't waiting no damn 4.5 hours though, I'm going to need a ride home.

Spoiler

$39 for a 60-minute Express auto detail (up to a $125 value)

• Hand wash and dry with cleaning of wheels, wheel wells, and tires
• Vacuum interior, ashtray, and trunk
• Spray wax that leaves surfaces shiny and protected for about one month

$79 for a 180-minute Economy auto detail (up to a $280 value)

• Includes everything in the above package, plus a wipe down of door jambs, fender, and gas cap
• Shampoo of carpets, mats, and upholstery
• Liquid paint sealant that lasts about three months

$99 for a 4.5-hour Executive auto detail (up to a $340 value)

• Includes everything in the above packages, plus a detailed interior crevice cleaning and a five-point engine shampoo
• Clay-bar treatment that removes surface contaminants to prep exteriors for wax, polish, and glaze
• Paint sealant that lasts up to one year

 

[nona]

 

[Esco]

Mailbox Money is so piff

 

[ThaRealness]

Why am I hearing so much racist shyt at the comedy club?

Down and out white folks

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I've been told I sound Cuban

 

[ThaRealness]

I've been told I sound Cuban

I smoke like Im Cuban

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I smoke like Im Cuban

"I can roll a blunt better than them bytches in Havana."

 

[360dagod]

Its a whole different feeling when you begin putting your energy into your own life instead of others...

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My daughter be so happy to see me, even after ten days
Didnt even wanna kiss her own mama goodbye cause daddy was here
Made my BM say "I dont know what you do with her when I'm not around but I'd like pics"
Shes almost 2 we just be chillin.

 

[Rawtid]

I don't fukk with them chickens unless they last name is cutlet.

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Found one of my childhood friends on IG she's looking good too

 

[YaBoy]

So I'm watching Teen Titans GO, & I think they made a Madea episode

 

[Atlrocafella]

Finish doing my taxes.. Racks coming back