these old dudes in my work building. They really think these young chicks like them, they getting used for free lunch. I had coffee for the first time today, I don't know what made me order it, but that shyt was heavenly
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these old dudes in my work building. They really think these young chicks like them, they getting used for free lunch. I had coffee for the first time today, I don't know what made me order it, but that shyt was heavenly
Yinny
Welp
been applyn for jobs to no avail tired of this broke life me and my cousin bout to hit our first lick where is yall god now
try if you want, somebody tried that with my bodega owner last night and he shot him
Yinny
Welp
I found the most delicious of flights to Milan and I haven't even renewed my passport yet- I gotta do that shyt this weekend 
Me-*Opens door for Chinese delivery dude*
Jackie-
Me-*grabs for food*
Jackie-You live here?
Me-
Yeah.
Jackie-
Me-Can I have my food please.
Jackie-Houw muuh you pay for this?
Me-
$______
Jackie-$______?
Me-You thinking about living out here?
Jackie- Can not affoor
Me- Oh.
Jackie- *hands me my food* *steps back and looks the crib up and down in amazement*
Me- Keep the change, breh. *slams door*
My nikka was looking at me like I was straight ballin. This is a gated community though.
Even though that shyt was racist.If a cac opened the door he wouldn't have thought anything of it.
Jackie-
Me-*grabs for food*
Jackie-You live here?
Me-
Yeah.Jackie-
Me-Can I have my food please.
Jackie-Houw muuh you pay for this?
Me-
$______Jackie-$______?
Me-You thinking about living out here?
Jackie- Can not affoor
Me- Oh.
Jackie- *hands me my food* *steps back and looks the crib up and down in amazement*
Me- Keep the change, breh.
*slams door*My nikka was looking at me like I was straight ballin. This is a gated community though.
Even though that shyt was racist.
If a cac opened the door he wouldn't have thought anything of it.
reading comments online from pseudo-intellectuals who think they have it all figure out 
try sushi for the first damn time the other day and i honestly do not understand what the big deal is.
This babymama of 3 who i'm cool with just came straight out and said she wants to have sex 
Don't do it, she's probably ovulating. How many baby fathers does she have? She can't call one of them?This babymama of 3 who i'm cool with just came straight out and said she wants to have sex
She has two babyfathers, this definitely a trap
, She's still pretty, but i ain't never see her in that way to want to do that, especially after all them kids. Gonna have to curve that mayne.3 kids in the game and she's still adding to her body count on some casual shyt? Red flag!!! I can see if she was trying to be serious but just on some sex tip?She has two babyfathers, this definitely a trap
Data-Hawk
I have no strings on me.
Why is MS Excel so damn hard for me to use.....I have to use the damn app everyday and it just doesn't click. Hell I've even written code to interact with it. But the simplest things kill me! uhhhhggg
Edit: I just purchased a course on Udemy.com. Tired of this.
Edit: I just purchased a course on Udemy.com. Tired of this.
What don't you get?
Bruh I can't eat that shyt. I've tried on 2 diff occasions and gotten sick both times