The General Mills Chronicles.

[Tikal]

I already now this is story will have me

And yo how did you find that gif of little kid getting snubbed trying to get some wafer

 

[General Mills]

I waited and schemed. I made damn sure that our class was having arcade time again before I launched Operation Coin-Up. That morning I raided my parents change jar.

I was swimming in quarters brehs. I diddy bop to school dreaming of Street Fighter.

We are sitting in church and I am antsy as fukk. I already strategically made sure to make myself scarce when everyone was in line for the confessionals. I was easy for me to kinda dip away. . Especially because I was supposed to be on the side anyway. I dipped thru a side door and chilled in this lil alcove away from the front door.

This was my thought process. . I assumed when they went in to the booths there was a door on the inside that opened up to a lil arcade room. And the losers had to go out and pray at the altar in the church. Thats why I saw cats out there doing Hail Mary's. .

After the last kid was done they lined up and went back to school. I am still in the cut chilling. . I sneak out. . Then creep around. . I hear someone coming. . I DIVE INTO the nearest confessional booth! When I dive in some quarters go crashing down. Made a helluva racket. . I freeze. . Then start looking around for a inner door to the arcade. I hear someone clearing their throat. .



I hear a voice coming from seemingly nowhere. .

God - Do you have sins to confess my child.

Me - I thought this was a arcade!!!

God - General???

Me - ( God truly does know all. )

 

[#StarkSet]

 

[General Mills]

I hear a a sliding noise. A lil window opens up and there is Father Richard looking at me.

I freak out and run out! Quarters are sloshing around in my pockets.. Ok Ok! I need to get the hell out of here. . I run to the front door!!

Yes the door is open!! I hear yelling behind me. . I put on a extra burst! I see daylight!

I hit the doorway. . Feel an intense pain and I hear a scream of pain. .From a female. . And I hear 8.00 worth of quarters shooting everywhere. .

I ran head first into Sister Anne who was coming to find out where I was. We were both sprawled out in front of the church. . Quarters where everywhere. Father Richard comes running up and sees the carnage..

Father Richard - WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??

Me -

 

[King Theo]

i wonder if your father richard was the same father richard i had at central catholic

 

[KingsnBucs1987]

at your homie telling you that the confessional was a fukkin' arcade

 

[Leasy]

 

[Seedz]

Arcade time at church.



Assuming God is in the confessionals.



Sonic the Hedgehog references.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

The Sonic gifs and placement of them throughout the story, . General is at it again.

 

[Reptar Is My Bruh]

General, you need to publish these or make a movie cause your stories are the epitome of greatness

 

[Reptar Is My Bruh]

Arcade time at church.



Assuming God is in the confessionals.



Sonic the Hedgehog references.

He tells that shyt so vividly, it makes you feel like you're there!

 

[jdubnyce]

I diddy bop to school dreaming of Street Fighter.

i have never seen that gif

slick rick story tellin

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

 

[Seedz]

He tells that shyt so vividly, it makes you feel like you're there!

Its pure brilliance.

I don't smoke weed, but just imagining reading this stuff while high...

 

[YaBishh]

General be painting pictures so vivid. The legacy of his losses continue