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The General Mills Chronicles.
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Wow breh! Cannot believe I forgot that classic.
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Ether still burns slow.
hahahahaha oh shyt that was you too??? that thread really got me posting a lot on sohh, this shyt cannot be real
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Sorry for the delay brehs. 
I wake up quick as fukk. We wake up the other homie and start trying to figure out what to do. This nikka was still groggy from sleep and was talking hella loud. He was not there for the Temple Run from the Island Goons earlier.
So he did not know how big these dudes where and how serious the situation was. The back story to how pretty boy knew the dudes was here was. .
After he got done fukking he heard the back door open and heard male voices. Ol girl said its nothing to worry about. Its just her brothers coming home late. Pretty Boy went to the bathroom and peeked
in the kitchen and saw the goons making sandwiches. 
Then he snuck and woke us up. . . . So while my other homie was busy talking loud as fukk I hear someone say from the kitchen. . I HEARD SOMEONE TALKING. .
By now brehs I already had my Air Max's on. Pretty Boy was naked except for some boxers.
and the other homie was dressed but he did not have his shoes on. . . One of the goons fill up the doorway and his face went from
to to 
He yells out to his brother to come here! I am already up scrambling and pretty boy is on my heels. We hit the front door and are outside. . We know this area well. We had already run away from these same goons earlier. 
We take flight and then we hear a HEEEEYYYYY HOLD UP HOLD UP fukk YOU nikkaAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My homie is getting the brakes beat off him.
I wake up quick as fukk. We wake up the other homie and start trying to figure out what to do. This nikka was still groggy from sleep and was talking hella loud. He was not there for the Temple Run from the Island Goons earlier.
So he did not know how big these dudes where and how serious the situation was. The back story to how pretty boy knew the dudes was here was. .
After he got done fukking he heard the back door open and heard male voices. Ol girl said its nothing to worry about. Its just her brothers coming home late. Pretty Boy went to the bathroom and peeked
in the kitchen and saw the goons making sandwiches. Then he snuck and woke us up. . . . So while my other homie was busy talking loud as fukk I hear someone say from the kitchen. . I HEARD SOMEONE TALKING. .
By now brehs I already had my Air Max's on. Pretty Boy was naked except for some boxers.
and the other homie was dressed but he did not have his shoes on. . . One of the goons fill up the doorway and his face went from to to He yells out to his brother to come here! I am already up scrambling and pretty boy is on my heels. We hit the front door and are outside. . We know this area well. We had already run away from these same goons earlier. We take flight and then we hear a HEEEEYYYYY HOLD UP HOLD UP fukk YOU nikkaAA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My homie is getting the brakes beat off him.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Me and pretty boy stop running. . And look behind us. 
Nobody is chasing us. All we hear is shyt getting thrown around the house and lamps breaking and shyt and my homie in there yelling mixed with the two goons yelling.
Then we hear the chick yelling too for everyone to stop. I look at pretty boy. . Cause I know we have to go back. .And this nikka looks terrified.
Shiiiit. WE ARE BOTH scared. Why lie about it?
Those goons were big and have been eating fresh papayas and pomegranates and kumquats and other island fruits their whole lives. Plus they were cock diesel. We were about to get dealt with. Thats the game. 
Only vow I made to myself was that if I survived. . When I got back to the ship I was beating the living hell out of the dude from earlier who started all of this cause he did not pay for his hooker.
We run back and the screams and stuff where getting louder. We come in the front door ready for war. I had grabbed a big chunk of driftwood from the street and pretty boy had a half of brick in hand.
Brehs I get in the door and survey the situation. One goon is in the corner balled up with his sister trying to see his face and he is hiding it. . .The other goon is under a full mount from my homie who is raining blows on his dome!
Nobody is chasing us. All we hear is shyt getting thrown around the house and lamps breaking and shyt and my homie in there yelling mixed with the two goons yelling. Then we hear the chick yelling too for everyone to stop. I look at pretty boy. . Cause I know we have to go back. .And this nikka looks terrified.
Shiiiit. WE ARE BOTH scared. Why lie about it?
Those goons were big and have been eating fresh papayas and pomegranates and kumquats and other island fruits their whole lives. Plus they were cock diesel. We were about to get dealt with. Thats the game. Only vow I made to myself was that if I survived. . When I got back to the ship I was beating the living hell out of the dude from earlier who started all of this cause he did not pay for his hooker. We run back and the screams and stuff where getting louder. We come in the front door ready for war. I had grabbed a big chunk of driftwood from the street and pretty boy had a half of brick in hand.
Brehs I get in the door and survey the situation. One goon is in the corner balled up with his sister trying to see his face and he is hiding it. . .The other goon is under a full mount from my homie who is raining blows on his dome!
Me and pretty boy stop running. . And look behind us.
Then we hear the chick yelling too for everyone to stop. I look at pretty boy. . Cause I know we have to go back. .And this nikka looks terrified.
Shiiiit. WE ARE BOTH scared. Why lie about it?
We run back and the screams and stuff where getting louder. We come in the front door ready for war. I had grabbed a big chunk of driftwood from the street and pretty boy had a half of brick in hand.
Brehs I get in the door and survey the situation. One goon is in the corner balled up with his sister trying to see his face and he is hiding it. . .The other goon is under a full mount from my homie who is raining blows on his dome!
I've been cracking up for the last couple days. I love this shyt. Beautiful storytelling
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I think I had the Weebay face before Weebay. I wish someone could have giffed by face.
We are standing in the doorway in amazement. .
Homie gets done knocking the goon around. He was just covering his face. . not putting up any fight. Homie turns around and looks at us. 
WHERE DID YOU nikkaS GO?? I had nothing. . I say . . .
Me - nikka. what the hell . . .
Homie - these fukk nikkas tried me. marshmallow soft ass nikkas.
Lets get the fukk out of here.
The goon in the corner was holding his face and his sis was trying to see his damages. I see blood leaking from his nose BAD. I knew that was broken. Ol girl looks up. . See's pretty boy and her face is
Then she see's me. . . And she went Super Sayin.
I wish someone could have giffed by face.We are standing in the doorway in amazement. .
Homie gets done knocking the goon around. He was just covering his face. . not putting up any fight. Homie turns around and looks at us. WHERE DID YOU nikkaS GO?? I had nothing. . I say . . .
Me - nikka. what the hell . . .
Homie - these fukk nikkas tried me. marshmallow soft ass nikkas.
Lets get the fukk out of here.The goon in the corner was holding his face and his sis was trying to see his damages. I see blood leaking from his nose BAD. I knew that was broken. Ol girl looks up. . See's pretty boy and her face is
Then she see's me. . . And she went Super Sayin.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
hahahahaha oh shyt that was you too??? that thread really got me posting a lot on sohh, this shyt cannot be real
That shyt is all too real my nikka. I got hit hard with that one.
BedRoomI'z
All Money In
Coolest dude ever!
Sometimes, I find myself pacing myself with his stories.
GM, don't let this talent go to waste, brehs...
Sometimes, I find myself pacing myself with his stories.
GM, don't let this talent go to waste, brehs...
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This bytch launches herself at me and is trying to scratch my eyes out! 
She takes out all her rage on me for some reason. This bytch truly hates me and my black skin!!
I backpeddling trying to keep her off me when I trip over somebody's shoes. . . She is now on me with her knees in my chest literally trying to kill me.
Two homies manage to drag her off me and push her in a corner. I say. .
Me - Hey hey hey! Why are you attacking me?
Her - I HATE YOU. YOUR RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR BLACK UGLY SKIN!!!!
The homies had her kinda pinned in the corner trying to calm her down. I am starting to get up off the ground when she breaks free. . . And she runs at me again while im in the awkward position of almost getting off the floor. On her way to me she scoops up the driftwood I had dropped when I came in. .
She Sammy Sosa'd your boy. Right under my chin.
She takes out all her rage on me for some reason. This bytch truly hates me and my black skin!!I backpeddling trying to keep her off me when I trip over somebody's shoes. . . She is now on me with her knees in my chest literally trying to kill me.
Two homies manage to drag her off me and push her in a corner. I say. .
Me - Hey hey hey! Why are you attacking me?
Her - I HATE YOU. YOUR RUIN EVERYTHING WITH YOUR BLACK UGLY SKIN!!!!
The homies had her kinda pinned in the corner trying to calm her down. I am starting to get up off the ground when she breaks free. . . And she runs at me again while im in the awkward position of almost getting off the floor. On her way to me she scoops up the driftwood I had dropped when I came in. .
She Sammy Sosa'd your boy. Right under my chin.
Trajan
Veteran
GM you need a blog my dude.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I literally flew through the air brehs. She caught me perfect. Homies rushed to grab her again. . I hear the one goon in the corner laughing thru his bloody nose.
I am laying on my back looking up and all I see are stars. Everything comes into focus and I get back up and she is in the corner breathing heavy like she has rabies. I stumble outside and feel my chin and its raw as fukk.
I just start stiff leg walking to the ship. I was done brehs.
I had nothing else to give. Homies caught up to me halfway there and said that ol girl was still in the house going off at you. She literally hated black skinned people . . Even though she was one. . Like the Chappelle skit when he was a black white supremacist. That is the end of the St. Croix stories. Next up is the our next leg in the Virgin Island Trip. St. Martinique. In this story its me and Pretty Boy again. Its some fukkery that I will never forget.
charknicks
All Star
LMAO! These stories are too damn good.
Mods, this thread need to be stickied. Everyone needs to be reading this stuff.
Mods, this thread need to be stickied. Everyone needs to be reading this stuff.
threattonature
Veteran
I literally flew through the air brehs. She caught me perfect. Homies rushed to grab her again. . I hear the one goon in the corner laughing thru his bloody nose.
I am laying on my back looking up and all I see are stars. Everything comes into focus and I get back up and she is in the corner breathing heavy like she has rabies. I stumble outside and feel my chin and its raw as fukk.
I just start stiff leg walking to the ship. I was done brehs.
That is the end of the St. Croix stories. Next up is the our next leg in the Virgin Island Trip. St. Martinique. In this story its me and Pretty Boy again. Its some fukkery that I will never forget.
