The General Mills Chronicles.
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If Swag Reunites General With His Long Lost Child In Finland This Might Be The Greatest Thread In The History Of The INTERNETi
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lame ass nikka
Yeah we out chea nikkas, 
Let's all hope for the best results, the PM'ing has begun. Updates will come as Mills wishes - no earlier than Monday though atleast...
Like that one poster above said, can we get a Friday story or what breh
, nikka out here 
'n for that next hit 
Let's all hope for the best results, the PM'ing has begun. Updates will come as Mills wishes - no earlier than Monday though atleast...Like that one poster above said, can we get a Friday story or what breh
, nikka out here 'n for that next hit 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I did not realize the last story would have the effect it did. Thanks brehs and brehettes!!!
Ok. This next one is a two part L. I call it the Crack Head Comeuppance.
When I was in high school I worked at a Ponderosa Steakhouse in Piffsburgh.
I worked there all through High School. Started out washing dishes. . Moved to busboy by my sophomore year. As a Junior I started waiting tables. Now I had this dude who worked there who I looked up to no homo.
I was the oldest. So I needed a older cat to look up to. And it was him. Dude no homo looked like
He was a waiter too and was like 22 or 23. He was dating this bad pawg
who also worked there. She was a cashier. They lived right around the corner from the job in a cool lil apt. He was just a fly nikka.
Kept cash on him from waiting tables. As a young nikka I could go to his house and we would be up all night playing madden and shyt. nikka took me to some cool hoop spots. Hooked me up with some females. . He was that nikka.
When I started waiting tables I was not aggressive enough for my tips. .he put me on to game.
Will would NOT let people stiff him on tips. He refused to let it happen. This is what he would do. He called the move the Lt. Data.
He would spot a table who was looking shady. . Like they were waiting for him to walk away so they could scurry away. Now with Ponderosa you paid when you came in. So the waiter would bring your food and drinks. And of course you could hit the salad bar. . .THE WINGS.
People always tried to stiff on the tips cause. . More than likely half of your meal you was getting your damn self. . So he would spot a table getting ready to dip. He would speed walk around the back way to the entrance. .
It was the typical restaurant entrance. You know.. . you walk in the front door. There is a lil alcove room. Then you open another door to go inside the restaurant. Well when the customer would make their move to jet and they would hit the alcove. He would be standing in there looking dead at them in their eye with no emotion on his face.
He would say in a flat monotone voice. "Leaving us already? Have a great day" Then he would put his hand out for a tip.
I am telling you brehs. It worked EVERY TIME! They would see a confident no nonsense tall fly nikka who is BLOCKING the exit with his hand out. . They would start fumbling in purses and wallets and pull out cash.
That was my nikka right there.
Ok. This next one is a two part L. I call it the Crack Head Comeuppance.
When I was in high school I worked at a Ponderosa Steakhouse in Piffsburgh.
I worked there all through High School. Started out washing dishes. . Moved to busboy by my sophomore year. As a Junior I started waiting tables. Now I had this dude who worked there who I looked up to no homo.
I was the oldest. So I needed a older cat to look up to. And it was him. Dude no homo looked like
He was a waiter too and was like 22 or 23. He was dating this bad pawg
who also worked there. She was a cashier. They lived right around the corner from the job in a cool lil apt. He was just a fly nikka. Kept cash on him from waiting tables. As a young nikka I could go to his house and we would be up all night playing madden and shyt. nikka took me to some cool hoop spots. Hooked me up with some females. . He was that nikka.
When I started waiting tables I was not aggressive enough for my tips. .he put me on to game.
Will would NOT let people stiff him on tips. He refused to let it happen. This is what he would do. He called the move the Lt. Data.
He would spot a table who was looking shady. . Like they were waiting for him to walk away so they could scurry away. Now with Ponderosa you paid when you came in. So the waiter would bring your food and drinks. And of course you could hit the salad bar. . .THE WINGS.
People always tried to stiff on the tips cause. . More than likely half of your meal you was getting your damn self. . So he would spot a table getting ready to dip. He would speed walk around the back way to the entrance. .
It was the typical restaurant entrance. You know.. . you walk in the front door. There is a lil alcove room. Then you open another door to go inside the restaurant. Well when the customer would make their move to jet and they would hit the alcove. He would be standing in there looking dead at them in their eye with no emotion on his face.
He would say in a flat monotone voice. "Leaving us already? Have a great day" Then he would put his hand out for a tip.
I am telling you brehs. It worked EVERY TIME! They would see a confident no nonsense tall fly nikka who is BLOCKING the exit with his hand out. . They would start fumbling in purses and wallets and pull out cash.
That was my nikka right there.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Yeah we out chea nikkas,
Like that one poster above said, can we get a Friday story or what breh
On the way my dude!
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This nikka put me onto so much game I was eternally grateful. And let a young nikka chill at his spot or just be around. And he was always cracking jokes. I am silly by my damn self but this dude was a certified clown! Our boss was Mr. Lane. This dude was never at work!
Will started calling him Vacant Lane. Had the whole place calling him that. There was also this retarded cat called Johnny who washed dishes.. Johnny was tall and had this long ass arms and walked kinda hunched over. Will starts calling this dude Johhny 5. 
He looked like a human version of Johhny 5 for real. Straight comedy.
Well after high school I went to college for a bit. Then I quit Ponderosa. Will and his Pawg were still there. I then joined the Navy and was gone for four years.
I came back after my four and I was dating my own pawg
We go to this Red Lobster. . Who is my waiter??
MY nikka! He was looking a lil 
but he was still fresh to def. We chopped it up and traded numbers. Introduced him to my girl and all. He told me that his cousin was a scout for the Colts. We should catch a game. I am like hell yeah nikka. Its whenever! 
Will started calling him Vacant Lane. Had the whole place calling him that.
There was also this retarded cat called Johnny who washed dishes.. Johnny was tall and had this long ass arms and walked kinda hunched over. Will starts calling this dude Johhny 5.
He looked like a human version of Johhny 5 for real. Straight comedy.
Well after high school I went to college for a bit. Then I quit Ponderosa. Will and his Pawg were still there. I then joined the Navy and was gone for four years.
I came back after my four and I was dating my own pawg
We go to this Red Lobster. . Who is my waiter??
MY nikka!
He was looking a lil but he was still fresh to def. We chopped it up and traded numbers. Introduced him to my girl and all. He told me that his cousin was a scout for the Colts. We should catch a game. I am like hell yeah nikka. Its whenever! 
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Now with Ponderosa you paid when you came in. So the waiter would bring your food and drinks. And of course you could hit the salad bar. . .THE WINGS.
It's a buffet or something? You tell them what you want and they keep bringing it over for a flat rate?
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Will calls me out of the blue one day. Tells me that he got some free tickets to the Colts home game. But he has no way to get there. A ticket is mine if I drive. 
nikka yes! To Indy its about a 8 hour drive. I figure why not? Road trip with my homie and see the Colts play the Steelers. in Indy. We load up my Corrado and we are ghost.
It was me. Will. And some white cat of he knew who was his co-worker. We are all talking shyt down there. After about 4 hours in those two are knocked out. I am floating down the highway when I get lit up.
I was caught dead to rights. I was going at least 15 over. Got my ticket and we proceeded on. Saw the game. . . Met his cousin. . He showed us love. We got to go into the locker room and all. Saw Peyton from a distance. He has a big ass head!! Then we drove back. All in all a fun trip and we caught up. .
Of course there is a L in this story other than a speeding ticket..
About a month later he hits me up. Says. .
Will - Aye. . want to go to another Indy game during the Steelers bye week?
Me - Why not nikka. Lets do it.
Will - Only catch.
We got much better seats this time. ( last time we were in the nosebleeds ) Actually got a suite! But we have to pay a lil on it. 75 per person. And I have to pick up the tix from this church. If you can pay for the tix I will pay for the gas there and back.
Me - A suite? fukk yeah nikka!
As you can imagine. . some fukkery happened because of this.
nikka yes! To Indy its about a 8 hour drive. I figure why not? Road trip with my homie and see the Colts play the Steelers. in Indy. We load up my Corrado and we are ghost.
It was me. Will. And some white cat of he knew who was his co-worker. We are all talking shyt down there. After about 4 hours in those two are knocked out. I am floating down the highway when I get lit up.
I was caught dead to rights. I was going at least 15 over. Got my ticket and we proceeded on. Saw the game. . . Met his cousin. . He showed us love. We got to go into the locker room and all. Saw Peyton from a distance. He has a big ass head!! Then we drove back. All in all a fun trip and we caught up. .
Of course there is a L in this story other than a speeding ticket..
About a month later he hits me up. Says. .
Will - Aye. . want to go to another Indy game during the Steelers bye week?
Me - Why not nikka. Lets do it.
Will - Only catch.
Me - A suite? fukk yeah nikka!
As you can imagine. . some fukkery happened because of this.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Yeah my nig. Its a salad bar buffet. . They had wings and taco shyt on the salad bar tho. So you would come in. . Order your food. Normally steaks or burgers n shyt. Then you would sit down and you could hit the salad bar too. So about half of your food you get yourself.
Waiters would bring you the food you ordered.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
For this "will" moving from serving @ ponderosa to serving @ red lobster was like moving up to bel air.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
damn! Just had this whole thing typed out and erased it by accident. 
Well we go to this church on a saturday. It was in a shady part of town. I know I saw a dude servin a fiend in the alley next to the church. Will was looking a bit I said damn breh! You got gray already? Your not even 30.
He said give him the money. He will go cop the tix and we are out. I give him the money and then relax.
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What the hell. Its been 35 minutes. I walk in the church. Only person in there is a janitor. . At this point I am thinking somebody robbed my homie or something. Ask him if he has seen anyone. .
He says. " Only a crack head about 30 minutes ago. He ran in and ran out the side door before I could chase him out "
Me -
Well we go to this church on a saturday. It was in a shady part of town. I know I saw a dude servin a fiend in the alley next to the church. Will was looking a bit
I said damn breh! You got gray already? Your not even 30.He said give him the money. He will go cop the tix and we are out. I give him the money and then relax.
Im Chilling
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Im Chilling
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Im Chilling
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What the hell. Its been 35 minutes. I walk in the church. Only person in there is a janitor. . At this point I am thinking somebody robbed my homie or something. Ask him if he has seen anyone. . He says. " Only a crack head about 30 minutes ago. He ran in and ran out the side door before I could chase him out "
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Rigamortus
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Nick Barnes
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will did you dirty, fukk him.