The General Mills Chronicles.

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Im on page 2 and im already dieing

 

[Shogun]

Im on page 2 and im already dieing

i envy you, breh

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

i envy you, breh

so happy i decided to read this, saw people mentioning it in walts thread.

41 pages of piff and laughs. i might die if i read too much of it at a time

 

[Patent Leather AJ 1s]

breh's i say we make a kickstarter and turn this dam stories into REAL CARTOONS for @General Mills.

THE-COLI's VERY OWN SHOW! or am i buggin?

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

sorry for bumping brehs. i had too.

just read the whole thread in less than 2 days

Mills man your crazy, that barbers incident just underlined that god dont like you for some reason

hope you still talk to pretty boy and hump. make me want to join the navy and take Ws and Ls all over the world

Seriously i can imagine this being a animated tv comedy and your avatar is you in the show

damn im fiending now.

 

[PUT IN WORK]

Im on page 2 and im already dieing

I just started reading this shyt at work this week. I was wondering why this thread was stickied than i started reading and Still on page 8.

 

[duncanthetall]

General threw US in the bushes

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Someone will enter this thread thinking my post was a new story

 

[mannyrs13]

I'm only at the anchors away story about the oil spill but I'm cracking up every time. thank god there wasn't a war when you were enlisted. who knows how bad that would've gone. for the comedy

 

[killacal]

Is this nikka even alive

or did he take that final L

 

[mannyrs13]

Definitely needs to be upped

damn breh, 1 promotion? Wtf? You ain't give a fukk about them tests?

with the way he was constantly filling the ship with oil, shyt, and water, they must've thought best to not give him any extra responsibilities. whoever built the boat to withstand constant torture.

 

[Marci-Senpai]

Yo on the real this my first time actually coming into this thread and goddamn how the fukk did i miss this fukking thread

this is by far the best thread on the coli...this nigas stories are fukking hilarious... ima fukk around and have to dap every story in this thread am laughing my ass off over here

 

[beenz]

@General Mills we starvin out here doggy

I seen you posting in the other forums on here too. don't leave us out here dying of thirst.

 

[Shogun]

yo, maybe Mills re-joined the military

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/13/air-force-nuclear-missile-unit-fails-key-security-test/

looks like his work

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

forgot about this thread