The General Mills Chronicles.

[Orbital-Fetus]

 

[Two Stacks]

 

[DonFrancisco]

Good estories! Where is a General Mills for more?

 

[MikelArteta]

when i was in grade two i had this teacher and once a week for a hour she would tell us a story about her life

this thread brings back those memories

 

[Dzali OG]

Roomie - What do you mean they came to life??

Me - nikka YOU ARE NOT HEARING ME! I GOT THE CRABS FROM THE SPOT! I AM ON THE WAY HOME. . AND THEM nikkaS CAME ALIVE AND ARE ALL OVER MY CARRRR!!!

I was hollering brehs.. I was scared as fukk. Them lil nikkas looked like they was advancing on me. . Felt like I was in Pet Semetary.

Roomie - THEY ARE supposed to be ALIVE! fakkit!! You cant cook no dead crabs!!

Me - alive?? you buy them alive??

MY nikka I AM DYINGGGGGG over here!!! I gotta let my girl read this piff!

 

[beenz]

damn, we still haven't got a conclusion to the last story

 

[Robert Brownie Sr.]

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

General Mills took the summer off

 

[Robert Brownie Sr.]

GENERALLLLL ! feed us!! we starvin breh
the GOAT storyteller by far

I know you ain't run out of L's my guy

 

[duncanthetall]

Y'all nikkas already kno Mills is on an extended vacation n shyt. This thread should just be deflated till that nikka come back or summin.

 

[AZBeauty]

I'm about to start reading this thread over from the beginning and Im not telling any of these mofos what I'm laughing at.

 

[Dzali OG]

The crowd around is

I hear one lady say well dammn! She got you there! And a nikka in the crowd go. Aw hell nah! She sonned ol boy. Then he whipped out his phone and took a pic of me to immortalize the ether.

Mary has bossed up now. I PAY THE LIGHT BILL nikka! She is repeating it over n over. She was walked up to me and his trying to bump me back. What could I do?? I am not going to swing on a kid. Or get in a war of words with her...

Her mom had to grab her and damn near body her to get her out of main walkway. She dragged her into the girls bathroom in the food court. On the way there she is looking over her shoulder screaming at me. I PAY THE LIGHT BILL nikka!!

Mark her 6 year old is Two dimes walking past me whisper.. Dont touch that light switch playa. Brehs I was

I could not believe this bullshyt. And right on que to cement in the ether... Mark the 6 year old tells me to bend down real quick. I bend down and he literally slaps the gum out of my mouth and it lands in a fountain.

Me - AIYOOOO. WHAT WAS THAT FOR??????

Mark - Nonchalantly says... Scion slap General. Then points at a Scion XB exhibit in the mall.

Me - WHAT THE HELL IS A SCION SLAP??

Mark - My daddy says when you see a Scion you slap someone. Like you do with punch buggys.....


Me ----

The crowd that was around me earlier are HOWLING NOW!! [/quote

How you should have handled that is got vulgar and told the kids you would be fukkin their mother wild wildebeest style that nite while they listened and banged at the door.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

WHERE THE fukk IS MILLS!? I hope that dude Biff didn't come back for revenge

 

[Lex218]

Bruh posted in the bengals/steelers thread bout an hour ago

 

[DanGleesac]

Damn just read through 137 pages over the last few weeks when I found the time to at home or on break at work...General Mills thank you sir for all the laughs...those last few were on point had me dyin at work...but now I'm caught up and my break just started..... G Mills come back!!