The General Mills Chronicles.

[dora_da_destroyer]

Wtf is this thread?

 

[Two Stacks]

Wtf is this thread?

its the best thread on this forum

 

[Jesus]

Wtf is this thread?

pay homage worthless undeserving bytch

 

[Mac]

no follow up? anticipation is killing me.

 

[Crack Daniels]

I read that last story while at a family function yesterday and damn near bit a hole in my lip trying not to laugh like a maniac

 

[threattonature]

Wtf is this thread?

Just shut up and read it :D. Some of the funniest stories and best use of the GIF game on the net.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

That last story had me

Talk about bad luck.

 

[Harry Sax]

 

[DallasTxRep]

We hungry General

 

[aqualung]

GM is always embroiled in some Kentucky-fried shyt. He leaves the house. Drama ensues.

--> aq out <--

 

[Leasy]

I am livid!! And this dude was at least 275 and he was having a seizure and I could not move! Apparently he had a deathgrip on the clippers and they were busy skipping all over m head.

The guys in the shop were yelling and one dude ran over and got him off me and laid him on the floor. He on the ground shaking and shyt! I run to the mirror hoping for the best.

My dome had spots all over it. There were places where the clippers actually cut me and there was blood flowing. I start screaming in the mirror!

Me - NO NO NO NO NO!!!! DAMN YOUUUUU!

Other Barber - Calm down! He is having a seizure!

Me - ( I am so PISSED!!!!!! ) Aiyo breh. fukk HIM!! LOOK AT MY fukkING HEAD!! Then I took a step towards him on the ground. Not to do anything. I just took a step.


When I got blindsided speared out of my damn shoes.

We both hit the ground hard as fukk and I felt my dress pants rip. I am sucking in air when the barber who speared me got up and told me to get the fukk OUT NOW! I am out of options brehs. No more time for cuts. . .I had to get on the road to TPC. . . . . I got in the car and hit the highway. Wait till she gets a load of me.

Can't even add images this bul funny as hell.

 

[Jutt]

This nikka prolly taking an L as we type

 

[verbalkint]

If a "Zeke" ain't a reason for a tap out I don't know what is. You a soldier General but damn. She woulda understood.

Chill you should have baldied it and prospered. Don't know what you were thinking.

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[Leasy]

It's been a couple days since the seizure story and I am still dying laughing thinking about it.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

man I got lost in this thread and didn't keep up




last story I remember was when he fukked that European broad and thought he missed his ship

I don't even remember what page that was