The General Mills Chronicles.
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Pretty Boy comes skidding in to the kitchen. .
I go running to the back door and tell them to come on!! Danger is getting raped!!!!
Pretty Boy looks at me like.
Rape? Then he goes on no oh no no no no NO NO NOOOOO!! And he sprints past me and runs out the door. I follow on his heels and we run around back! Danger is still getting his a$$hole spelunked when he sees Pretty Boy. He tries to run and I hear Danger squeal. . . 8 Ball will not let that ass go. . .
Pretty Boy grabs a big stick from the ground and runs at them!! 8-Ball tries to run away too but somehow they got stuck?? Now they are facing different ways both dogs trying to run but 8-Ball still has his dikk buried in Dangers ass no homo.
What kind of shyt is this???
How tha fukk did this happen??? Meanwhile Pretty Boy is scaring the fukk out of the dogs with the stick! They are both literally trying to run in different directions. . . Finally I hear an audible "pop" and they separate. Danger runs right into the house with nut leaking out of his ass. 
Pretty Boy - MY DAD IS GOING TO FREAK OUT!
Me - Did you know that 8-Ball is gay?
Pretty Boy - Gay?? Danger is a female.
Me -
I go running to the back door and tell them to come on!! Danger is getting raped!!!!
Pretty Boy looks at me like.
Rape? Then he goes on no oh no no no no NO NO NOOOOO!! And he sprints past me and runs out the door. I follow on his heels and we run around back! Danger is still getting his a$$hole spelunked when he sees Pretty Boy. He tries to run and I hear Danger squeal. . . 8 Ball will not let that ass go. . .
Pretty Boy grabs a big stick from the ground and runs at them!! 8-Ball tries to run away too but somehow they got stuck?? Now they are facing different ways both dogs trying to run but 8-Ball still has his dikk buried in Dangers ass no homo.
What kind of shyt is this???
How tha fukk did this happen??? Meanwhile Pretty Boy is scaring the fukk out of the dogs with the stick! They are both literally trying to run in different directions. . . Finally I hear an audible "pop" and they separate. Danger runs right into the house with nut leaking out of his ass. Pretty Boy - MY DAD IS GOING TO FREAK OUT!
Me - Did you know that 8-Ball is gay?
Pretty Boy - Gay?? Danger is a female.
Me -
damn...
somehow the dog getting raped is gens fault I bet money on it
He left the door open and danger got out of course it's his fault
yeahisaidit
All Star
Just 
How do you keep getting into shyt
How do you keep getting into shyt
Rigamortus
Superstar
Seriously, how did you make it out of there alive?
detroitred
Rookie
Just read the whole thread.. Pure 
General be making my day at work. Awesome reading. Totally cool.
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
ehhhh...*sighs*
just
just
awkwardblackgirl
Shakara
I'm going to get fired today
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Sorry brehs. I've been MIA. I will try and finish this one up today or tomorrow. I've been stupid busy at work.
I will say this. Pretty Boys dad got a nice lil right hook.
I will say this. Pretty Boys dad got a nice lil right hook.
