THE DARK KNIGHT RISES REVIEW THREAD [SPOILERS]

[ZEB WALTON]

i thought it was great, but i have a few gripes. i know they werent gonna actually blow up gotham but what was the point of waiting all those months really... one button and gotham woulda went up in smoke the way ras al ghoul wanted to tear it apart...

why didnt they let the cops starve, can cops grow facial hair?

and i kinda missed the part where they said the autopilot was fixed. am i right in assuming batman dropped the bomb and just flew away cause i dont see how else he got away because i could swear he said the autopilot was gone.

bane killed it tho. killled it as much as anyone could have after joker. and yea, a joker reference woulda been nice. he def woulda been the judge lol

 

[Larry]

shout out to my nikka bunny colven being a sgt now

lol @ my nikka teal'c going to the darkside and becoming one of banes goons

Quinn a hoe for not lettin them kids across the bridge tho

who else noticed these muthafukkas during the movie. I know I ain't the only who does this

 

[Peak]

Reactions to the film

Overall:
Action:
Bane:
Catwoman:
The ending:

I actually fell asleep during the middle part of the film. Could have been better.

 

[GoPro]

i thought it was great, but i have a few gripes. i know they werent gonna actually blow up gotham but what was the point of waiting all those months really... one button and gotham woulda went up in smoke the way ras al ghoul wanted to tear it apart...

why didnt they let the cops starve, can cops grow facial hair?

and i kinda missed the part where they said the autopilot was fixed. am i right in assuming batman dropped the bomb and just flew away cause i dont see how else he got away because i could swear he said the autopilot was gone.

bane killed it tho. killled it as much as anyone could have after joker. and yea, a joker reference woulda been nice. he def woulda been the judge lol

They mentioned it was fixed when Fox went to talk to some engineers after the funeral. But yo, now Im thinking that Bats said the autopilot was still inoperable because he wanted Gordon to think he was dead. Like Gordon told Robin, Bats could be anybody. Bats had to give them everything, including his "life", for them to have a hero.

But yea, I gotta see that round 1 of Bats/Bane again soon. The beats dont get served that severe too often.

 

[gluvnast]

i thought it was great, but i have a few gripes. i know they werent gonna actually blow up gotham but what was the point of waiting all those months really... one button and gotham woulda went up in smoke the way ras al ghoul wanted to tear it apart...

why didnt they let the cops starve, can cops grow facial hair?

and i kinda missed the part where they said the autopilot was fixed. am i right in assuming batman dropped the bomb and just flew away cause i dont see how else he got away because i could swear he said the autopilot was gone.

bane killed it tho. killled it as much as anyone could have after joker. and yea, a joker reference woulda been nice. he def woulda been the judge lol

i think you must of took a piss break during that whole "permission to die" spill BANE was giving to bruce in the prison. you know the whole talk about his intentions of torturing bruce by punishing gotham, giving gotham a false sense of hope, and making them as well as bruce suffer for it....

you really missed that whole spill...


also, he DID tell selina right before getting into THE BAT that the autopilot is gone. but the repair mechanics later told lucious fox that bruce wayne fixed it 6 months ago. so you be the judge.

 

[krackdagawd]

wow

yo..im still buggin off the beating bats took in round 1 I cant wait to see that scene again. The way Bane threw him off the catwalk and jumped on the hanging rope like a fukkin savage to go after bats....SHEESH!!!!

Right when he said "Mr. Wayne" Batman was like .

That fight scene was brutal

 

[AkaDemiK]

Quinn a hoe for not lettin them kids across the bridge tho

That scene was so nolan though. I even thought they were gonna go the generic route and have them try to scare Blake then let them across safely, BUT NOPE! Nolan said fukk that we keeping it real. Those cops were scared shytless of what Bane may do if one person made it across, so they blew that shyt up.

They mentioned it was fixed when Fox went to talk to some engineers after the funeral. But yo, now Im thinking that Bats said the autopilot was still inoperable because he wanted Gordon to think he was dead. Like Gordon told Robin, Bats could be anybody. Bats had to give them everything, including his "life", for them to have a hero.

But yea, I gotta see that round 1 of Bats/Bane again soon. The beats dont get served that severe too often.

Bingo. Bruce had to make them think he was dead.

serious question - what the fukk would yall do if you saw bane coming after you?

it's crazy how outmatched Bruce was. The nikka wasn't training, he was a cripple for 8 years. The nikka was gassed before he got thrown off the catwalk. fukkin Alfred even warned him, Bane was not to be fukked with, do not pursue that man.

When Bruce made that climb out of the prison, the score had a nikka feeling like I was watching a Rocky moment. It was beautiful.

 

[K-Deini]

i thought it was great, but i have a few gripes. i know they werent gonna actually blow up gotham but what was the point of waiting all those months really... one button and gotham woulda went up in smoke the way ras al ghoul wanted to tear it apart...

why didnt they let the cops starve, can cops grow facial hair?

and i kinda missed the part where they said the autopilot was fixed. am i right in assuming batman dropped the bomb and just flew away cause i dont see how else he got away because i could swear he said the autopilot was gone.

bane killed it tho. killled it as much as anyone could have after joker. and yea, a joker reference woulda been nice. he def woulda been the judge lol

i was sayin the same shyt lol. these dudes been on lock down for 3 months and all of em look like they got a fresh cut earlier that day. i know its a movie but i tend to notice these kind of things and have my self saying

 

[DosCadenaz]

 

[GoPro]

That scene was so nolan though. I even thought they were gonna go the generic route and have them try to scare Blake then let them across safely, BUT NOPE! Nolan said fukk that we keeping it real. Those cops were scared shytless of what Bane may do if one person made it across, so they blew that shyt up.




Bingo. Bruce had to make them think he was dead.

serious question - what the fukk would yall do if you saw bane coming after you?

 

[ZEB WALTON]

i think you must of took a piss break during that whole "permission to die" spill BANE was giving to bruce in the prison. you know the whole talk about his intentions of torturing bruce by punishing gotham, giving gotham a false sense of hope, and making them as well as bruce suffer for it....

you really missed that whole spill...


also, he DID tell selina right before getting into THE BAT that the autopilot is gone. but the repair mechanics later told lucious fox that bruce wayne fixed it 6 months ago. so you be the judge.

idk, to me its weak writing. i seen it and its a weak reason to not go through with the job. i remember that part. it was one of the few things that took the movie over the top

 

[AkaDemiK]

 

[ThaDoc]

Wait, so he definitely didn't die? I thought Alfred was reminiscing about the dream he had of Bruce sitting with his family in a foreign land and thinking about what might have been?

Damn, I want to see this, again.

 

[gluvnast]

Right when he said "Mr. Wayne" Batman was like .

That fight scene was brutal

Spoiler

did anybody else's theater stood up and cheered when

 

[gluvnast]

Wait, so he definitely didn't die? I thought Alfred was reminiscing about the dream he had of Bruce sitting with his family in a foreign land and thinking about what might have been?

Damn, I want to see this, again.

it was of a coincidence considering alfred DID say it was his fantasy.