The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread
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who_better_than_me
Time to go!!
Listening to undisputed and the cowboys leaving MMC at home during the draft and the process leading up to it. The other coaches will be there like Moore and Quinn. I think even fassel will be there
Dude is the biggest lame duck coach we’ve had since Switzer
. He literally has no say over anything. Fassell probably decide if they’re kicking a field goal or goin for it.
Dude is the biggest lame duck coach we’ve had since Switzer
. He literally has no say over anything. Fassell probably decide if they’re kicking a field goal or goin for it.
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Wagner is asking for a 1 year $11 million dollar contract.
If Dallas don’t at least try to sign him
If Dallas don’t at least try to sign him
Spade
Superstar
They can’t shut up. They never can shut up. They just don’t telegraph their draft strategy. They telegraph their entire off-season strategy. They can’t help themselves.
darealvelle
Real Talk
Whats even worse is that they can straight up telegraph this draft or the season, but none of the teams are worried about the Cowboys.
BlueHeffner
Veteran
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
Those numbers don’t paint the whole picture. For one it’s a small sample size. For two, how many of those games Cooper missed that was his own fault. For three how many games did they win, where he was a non factor. For four, what was Daks record with Cooper against non NFC East playoff teams? Dallas feasted on weaker competition and folded against legit competition with or without Cooper. So then it becomes basic mathematics and finance. Was he worth the money going forward? No.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Wagner is asking for a 1 year $11 million dollar contract.
If Dallas don’t at least try to sign him
That dude don't want to play for Dallas
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Didn't Dak win offensive rookie of the year AND make a pro bowl without Amari Cooper
But we cherry picking nine games huh
This is the only fanbase where beating up on laughably bad opponents and folding against quality opponents for annual failure in humiliating fashion is good enough for the fanbase
Draft doesn’t matter. Free Agency doesn’t matter. Trades don’t matter, we lose them all anyways.
Dak doesn’t take lemons and make lemonade.
Dak takes the Thanksgiving leftovers from the feast your frail grandma and favorite obese auntie made and makes slimy, rancid turkey sliders on stale bread that gives you food poisoning.
Spend more draft capital and cap space on offensive talent just to play from behind for 55 minutes everytime we play a team with a pulse, brehs
Even if our defense holds them to 19 total or 7 in the second half, we’ll still be playing from behind.
Opponent loses their best defensive player? Offense anemic.
Opponent loses their best edge rusher on Thanksgiving? Get embarrassed.
Going up against Teddy Bridgewater? Get outclassed.
Damn you, Zeke
Draft doesn’t matter. Free Agency doesn’t matter. Trades don’t matter, we lose them all anyways.
Dak doesn’t take lemons and make lemonade.
Dak takes the Thanksgiving leftovers from the feast your frail grandma and favorite obese auntie made and makes slimy, rancid turkey sliders on stale bread that gives you food poisoning.
Spend more draft capital and cap space on offensive talent just to play from behind for 55 minutes everytime we play a team with a pulse, brehs
Even if our defense holds them to 19 total or 7 in the second half, we’ll still be playing from behind.
Opponent loses their best defensive player? Offense anemic.
Opponent loses their best edge rusher on Thanksgiving? Get embarrassed.
Going up against Teddy Bridgewater? Get outclassed.
Damn you, Zeke
Run the ball up the middle with 10 seconds left and no timeouts in a playoff game brehs
Don’t hand the ball to the referee brehs
Don’t hand the ball to the referee brehs
BlueHeffner
Veteran
Yea he did.Didn't Dak win offensive rookie of the year AND make a pro bowl without Amari Cooper
But we cherry picking nine games huh
Then followed that up with being one of the worst QBs in the league over a 17 game stretch and hasnt come close to the success of his rookie season.
duckbutta
eienaar van mans
Throwing for almost a thousand more yards and 14 more touchdowns passes this year isn't close to the success of his rookie season ?
That just goes to show you how bad the dallas cowboys without Dak Prescott would be
Dak throwing 14 more touchdowns passes than he did as a rookie but because Gregory can't line up onsides half the time...williams can't stop holding...gregg can't make a kick that matters... zeke can't even avearge 45 yards a game the second half of the season...they can't translate that unbelievable jump in production into wins
If only we could get Dak a league average lineman, defensive end, and running back...we might have something
Wagner is asking for a 1 year $11 million dollar contract.
If Dallas don’t at least try to sign him
We will spend 11 mill for Schultz but not Wagner
