The CEO Mercedes Mone Appreciation Thread

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[Redguard]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dikk throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, p*ssy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear homh incide me and I'd still ride

So its safe to say you are going to give Mercedes a Boston Creampie

 

[Brad Piff]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That’s Amazing Red between them, Mercedes was training with him at House of Glory

 

[Heelish]

That’s Amazing Red between them, Mercedes was training with him at House of Glory

Thanks for clarifying, I was confused why Jon Moxley was wearing a durag

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Thanks for clarifying, I was confused why Jon Moxley was wearing a durag

 

[Heelish]

I haven’t seen Amazing Red in almost 20 years

 

[Batter Up]

Thanks for clarifying, I was confused why Jon Moxley was wearing a durag

I was thinking he finally took a shower, hit the weights, and got a clue. I should've known better

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[LastManStanding]

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[daemonova]

@Art Barr remember when they left Bayley in NXT and announced a women's Evolution!

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

@Art Barr

Sasha easily had the most presence of anyone in that ring. She came out and looked every bit the star she became.