MischievousMonkey
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The music I'm being put on in this thread 
The Catpiss Advice Column.
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Redwood
Superstar
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Phone Lines are Open!
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It's 100 degrees in St Louis
Stay Cool my Beautiful Coli Fam.
We've terraformed the planet for (THEM)
Sitting in the Clouds cloaked and tuned
into Jungle Love Radio!
Stay Cool my Beautiful Coli Fam.
We've terraformed the planet for (THEM)
Sitting in the Clouds cloaked and tuned
into Jungle Love Radio!
Redwood
Superstar
Bump 
What's the quickest you ever made a woman climax with penetration alone?
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Veteran
This High yella baddie name
Tina that would buy weed from me.
I used to knock fire from the crack of
her ass and her man was suspicious.
One day she came over and left him
in the car to get a half pound.
She came up the steps and was like.
(I wanna suck you dikk so bad right now)
but he's in the whip waiting.
I pulled her skirt up,
Pulled her panties to the side
and whispered in her ear.
I should cum in your p*ssy
and make you walk back
to the car with my evil running
down your thigh bytch.
4 strokes and she went.
It's 100 degrees in St Louis
Stay Cool my Beautiful Coli Fam.
We've terraformed the planet for (THEM)
Sitting in the Clouds cloaked and tuned
into Jungle Love Radio!
Cat piss martini
Veteran
Phone lines open.
If you could change one thing about STL to make it a better city, what would it be?
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Veteran
The Murders.
Most of my Friends were Murdered.
They were Murderers so it's crazy
mourning them knowing that they
got people on the other side of the
coin mourning the People they extinguished.
Murders....
Redwood
Superstar
Phone lines open.
Was about to ask if you ever been in Houston breh?