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brother @Cat piss martini - who do you think will tonight's big fight - spence or crawford?
I got an invite to a private indoor pool party
with strippers and moet poppin all night.
I'm just looking for a good fight.
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The Coli is the wrong place to waste your intellectual property breh

I'm 26 years old. This is a lesson I just recently learned this year

Make a youtube channel. That will benefit you way more than getting daps from some of these lames ass nikkas

Pimp the internet. Make money. And make yourself happy first and foremost. These solutions will find you
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Solid advice.

This place is a toxic wasteland.

Never put your raw feet in the ground here.
 
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Love the show @Cat piss martini :salute:
I had two questions for you:

1. What advice do you have for young brehs trying to quit p*rn?

2. What are your top 10 GOAT movies?
I've never been into porn because
I felt like if i wanted to see some freaky
shyt i'd just direct and star in it myself.
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Damn the movies question is
a hard one because it change
with my mood like music.
A lost gem that very few people
know about is called (day of atonement)
Starring christopher walken.










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Brother @Cat piss martini , good evening, first time caller.

My mistress passed away on vacation recently and I feel really guilty because she had invited me but I told her I couldn’t go.

They found her unresponsive the next day and I can’t help but think that if I was in the room with her I would have been able to call for help.

She was number 1 on the roster. I had keys to her house, her fridge was always stocked with shyt I LIKED, showered me with gifts. I’d say jump and she would ask “how high daddy”

I can’t believe she’s gone. How do I get over this feeling of guilt brother?
 
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Brother @Cat piss martini , good evening, first time caller.

My mistress passed away on vacation recently and I feel really guilty because she had invited me but I told her I couldn’t go.

They found her unresponsive the next day and I can’t help but think that if I was in the room with her I would have been able to call for help.

She was number 1 on the roster. I had keys to her house, her fridge was always stocked with shyt I LIKED, showered me with gifts. I’d say jump and she would ask “how high daddy”

I can’t believe she’s gone. How do I get over this feeling of guilt brother?
1st I wanna say sorry for your loss.
Did she have a policy and do you think
she left you anything?........serious question.
:jbhmm:

Have faith in knowing that something
that is promised to all cant be a bad thing.
Even stars go supernova.
One of the only women ive ever
love was killed in Rome by a drunk driver.
Remember her laugh and smile.

Gonna run these two back to
back for the brother @ItsPeople
two of maybe 5 songs that have brought
me to tears.
Jungle Love Radio..






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1st I wanna say sorry for your loss.
Did she have a policy and do you think
she left you anything?........serious question.
:jbhmm:

Have faith in knowing that something
that is promised to all cant be a bad thing.
Even stars go supernova.
One of the only women ive ever
love was killed in Rome by a drunk driver.
Remember her laugh and smile.

we never discussed any kind of finances. She never knew how much I made and vice versa. We just enjoyed each others company.

I doubt she would have left me anything tbh. I would go weeks, sometimes a couple months without seeing her so I can’t see her even considering me for a policy.

She knew I was only seeing her for one thing.

I’m going to listen to those songs brother.

I’m a big fan of Marvin. I know I might tear up just listening to those

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we never discussed any kind of finances. She never knew how I made and vice versa. We just enjoyed each others company.

I doubt she would have left me anything tbh. I would go weeks, sometimes a couple months without seeing her so I can’t see her even considering me for a policy.

She knew I was only seeing her for one thing.

I’m going to listen to those songs brother.

I’m a big fan of Marvin. I know I might tear up just listening to those

:mjcry:
Just remember the good times man.
Time is really Jealous of Good Times.
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How do I get my mother to love me?
I'm sure yo mama love you but
if you need proof.
:jbhmm:

Beat your father in a fist fight.
Women cant help but love winners.
Thanksgiving you wait for him to cut
the turkey with his chest out like he
big shyt and drop his ass in front of everybody.

bop off with the title in front of shocked fam like this.
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Brother @Cat piss martini how was your fight party and what did you think of the fight?
Fight got canceled due to the hoe
ass storm so watched it at the crib.

TC beat baby shyt out that boy.
Best believe Adrien is somewhere with his thumb
in his mouth and holding a blanket like linus while qustioning
if he even possess the ability to shyt talk that much courage into
himself to fight dude.
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