The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Neuromancer]

Religious Scholars say that Antipas was murdered
in what is now modern day Switzerland.....The Home of (CERN)

I did not know this. is Antipas a person or an entity? Because

As far as we know we are all in that
patch of (brain time) before you die that could
be a 100 years in (dream time) and our
dreams are really dreaming (US)

Is that the land of Nod or the Aboriginal Dream time?

 

[Cat piss martini]

I did not know this. is Antipas a person or an entity? Because

Is that the land of Nod or the Aboriginal Dream time?

They say that brain activity is the last to go.
A dream could seem like years but youve been
sleep for 10 minutes.
Dream time is like that.
Maybe that 4-5 minutes of that dying brain
activity is a hundred years in dream time.

 

[Neuromancer]

They say that brain activity is the last to go.
A dream could seem like years but youve been
sleep for 10 minutes.
Dream time is like that.
Maybe that 4-5 minutes of that dying brain
activity is a hundred years in dream time.

Appreciate the info.

 

[Cat piss martini]

It's Friday........find some good trouble to get into.
The stanky kind that fill you with worry and regret.
HOUSE QUAKE!!!!
Jungle Love Radio!!!

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Learn to Listen to the Unviverse.
I know it's hard with all of the distortion
and turmoil around you.
Take an hour when you wake up
and before you go to bed to give yourself.
No Phone,Tv,Computer,Bullshyt etc.
and just lay still and quiet and.......Listen.
Our Scripts were written before we were born.
Listen.

Thank you! This advice was sound.

 

[inndaskKy]

Good day to you Cat piss, hope you're enjoying your weekend with some great music and views.

I was just checking the thread ratings and I noticed it had message count and total daps for us all. Usually I'm not one to compare myself with others but I couldn't help but notice that a few posters such as @The Burger King and @A Pimp Named Slickback had similar message counts to myself but way better dap ratios. ( )

Now as a man I can accept that but I just had this philosophicoli meaningful question pop into my mind:

should a breh or brehette even strive to improve their dap ratio after a certain point with a significant sample size or is it ultimately probably the true measure of a breh(ette)'s character that we have to take for what it is? Is striving for a 4:1 ratio a realistic or even a worthy goal? Or are some people just a 3:1 kinda person with a lane to stay in?

Any thoughts?

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Good day to you Cat piss, hope you're enjoying your weekend with some great music and views.

I was just checking the thread ratings and I noticed it had message count and total daps for us all. Usually I'm not one to compare myself with others but I couldn't help but notice that a few posters such as @The Burger King and @A Pimp Named Slickback had similar message counts to myself but way better dap ratios. ( )

Now as a man I can accept that but I just had this philosophicoli meaningful question pop into my mind:

should a breh or brehette even strive to improve their dap ratio after a certain point with a significant sample size or is it ultimately probably the true measure of a breh(ette)'s character that we have to take for what it is? Is striving for a 4:1 ratio a realistic or even a worthy goal? Or are some people just a 3:1 kinda person with a lane to stay in?

Any thoughts?

I'll give you some game. I play the game without holding a controller. I could care less about dap ratios, IG follower ratios, so on and so forth

Be yourself. Don't "try". The rewards you reap from authenticity will be a byproduct of this. And the rewards themselves won't matter to you anymore

 

[inndaskKy]

I'll give you some game. I play the game without holding a controller. I could care less about dap ratios, IG follower ratios, so on and so forth

Be yourself. The rewards you reap from authenticity will be a byproduct of this. And the rewards themselves won't matter to you anymore

Yeah normally that's my stance too. I was trying to make a funny/lighthearted post but I lost inspiration halfway through my post. I think my mojo may be slipping

EDIT: is this what a midlife crisis feels like? I just realized 40 ain't that far away

 

[patscorpio]

brother @Cat piss martini - who do you think will tonight's big fight - spence or crawford?

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Yeah normally that's my stance too. I was trying to make a funny/lighthearted post but I lost inspiration halfway through my post. I think my mojo may be slipping

EDIT: is this what a midlife crisis feels like? I just realized 40 ain't that far away

The Coli is the wrong place to waste your intellectual property breh

I'm 26 years old. This is a lesson I just recently learned this year

Make a youtube channel. That will benefit you way more than getting daps from some of these lames ass nikkas

Pimp the internet. Make money. And make yourself happy first and foremost. These solutions will find you

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Me and close friends have talked about this.
Covid/Trump/Racisim,Unrest,Ai etc.
A cyclone of confusion and rage.
I believe the stage has been set for
the unveiling of something that will
show us the truth....in all of it's apocalyptic horrors.


I have no Fear.......Fishbone.
Jungle Love Radio!

Fishbone

 

[inndaskKy]

The Coli is the wrong place to waste your intellectual property breh

I'm 26 years old. This is a lesson I just recently learned this year

Make a youtube channel. That will benefit you way more than getting daps from some of these lames ass nikkas

I hear ya but I'm with Cat piss on this one. Some things are meant to be Coli exclusives.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

I hear ya but I'm with Cat piss on this one. Some things are meant to be Coli exclusives.

But peep this, everything isn't meant to be Coli exclusive

Choose wisely

 

[Days of Future Piff]

Love the show @Cat piss martini
I had two questions for you:

1. What advice do you have for young brehs trying to quit p*rn?

2. What are your top 10 GOAT movies?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Good day to you Cat piss, hope you're enjoying your weekend with some great music and views.

I was just checking the thread ratings and I noticed it had message count and total daps for us all. Usually I'm not one to compare myself with others but I couldn't help but notice that a few posters such as @The Burger King and @A Pimp Named Slickback had similar message counts to myself but way better dap ratios. ( )

Now as a man I can accept that but I just had this philosophicoli meaningful question pop into my mind:

should a breh or brehette even strive to improve their dap ratio after a certain point with a significant sample size or is it ultimately probably the true measure of a breh(ette)'s character that we have to take for what it is? Is striving for a 4:1 ratio a realistic or even a worthy goal? Or are some people just a 3:1 kinda person with a lane to stay in?

Any thoughts?

Just be you relative.
I got a few people on here that know
me personally and they always say shyt like
People on Coli wouldnt believe that youre really
this player in real life.

be who you really are on here.