The Black Feminist Starter Pack

[Vashti]

This chick really said

"When people still lived in caves..fighting for survival, women didn't have the luxury to complain and say what the were and were not going to do"

She views herself as a white woman

Or I could say "hunter-gathering societies" where gender-specific roles were highly necessary (the stone age). Is that better?

You're acting like a child. Grow up.

 

[Vashti]

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[Astroslik]

'head ass' is a term I've been seeing lately. Cisnormitivity is a new one

Well you're not black so that would explain it

 

[MajorVitaman]

Still no solutions

 

[315]

Well you're not black so that would explain it

May be regional

 

[Astroslik]

May be regional

Or cultural

 

[315]

Or cultural

 

[315]

Black ppl said that when I was high school and middle school..it was called jiving or roasting.

nikka, I know what roasting is. I don't even see head ass on the coli

 

[godkiller]

May be regional

Headass is cultural. You're an Arab from Ontario?

 

[Vashti]

nikka, I know what roasting is. I don't even see head ass on the coli

I was trying to help your dense ass out. Catching attitudes and shyt.

 

[315]

Headass is cultural. You're an Arab from Ontario?

Nova Scotia

 

[The_Truth]

What have AMERICAN black men built though? Why y'all always want to compete with us? That shyt is dysfunctional.

This is what a black feminist looks like.

 

[The_Truth]

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy

If I'm missing anything let me know...

Somebody post this shyt on LSA.

 

[cheek100]

'head ass' is a term I've been seeing lately. Cisnormitivity is a new one

u know what joning is?

Somebody post this shyt on LSA.

word

 

[Neuromancer]

I don't understand you... What am I deflecting from? How am I blaming BLACK MEN? I believe men in general support patriarchies. I feel like feminism is necessary in a patriarchal society 100% of the time. Who else will advocate for the "fairer" sex if we don't advocate for ourselves? We should expect men to initiate it? That's just like expecting white people to initiate things for blacks. We have to get the ball rolling, and KEEP the ball rolling. You can never be complacent when you're the under dog. You have to remain visible, sometimes annoyingly so.. Thats why feminists are so vocal. And that's why people that want to advance blacks are vocal. Anytime an oppressed group of people become vocal, it becomes an "annoyance" to the oppressor.

I brought up Indians to show how the world can be for women who have no rights. The whole middle east is out of whack.

And you need to stop being so insecure about these white men. I feel like MOST black women are not checking for white men.Statistics prove that. Yes we can acknowledge that some of them are attractive from a SUPERFICIAL standpoint but it takes more than looks to share a life with someone.

And as far as yall constantly bringing up white women in the feminism discussion... I have no words for that bs. I'm all for riding the coattails of white people as long as it benefits me. Black women were slaves too.. It should be ok for us to take a free ride every once in a while. Or do you think black women didn't profit AT ALL from white feminism?

And 98% of black society doesn't trust feminist? Idk where you got these bullshyt ass numbers from. If they don't trust us, oh fukking well. That doesn't make our cause any less noble. Mfers didn't trust Moses or God either. Was complaining and shyt the whole time he was leading them to freedom.






I'm not saying feminism should be the end all be all of black women. Honestly, separation from white people as a whole is my vision. Black feminism should be looked at as a way to reconcile the black man and woman. Or maybe not. Idk why yall feel like feminism is such a threat. Black feminism is a threat to what? A defunct patriarchy.



ETA: White men are ugly as shyt. They look like unbaked bread. Happy now?

What if feminism went to actual war with the patriarchy for real. Who would win? What feats do feminist have in war?