That's that sh*t I don't like!

[Methodical]

Buying clothes without trying it on, weekend comes and u got a hot date and u put it on.....and it doesn't fit

I learned my lesson.

 

[twan83]

an ex calling you out the blue trying to recapture moments n shyt





fukk that bytch brah

Dont even know how many times this happens to EVERYBODY

 

[DallasTxRep]

Game just started all of a sudden ya girl wants to "talk" or "wants to go to the store"

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

Getting a plate and box of cereal, and then realizing it's not empty just a few crumbs.

 

[OPTiMO]

Dont even know how many times this happens to EVERYBODY

and you talk to her like



hang up and start re living that shyt to yaself like atleast for me.




then i remember why we not together in the first place tho and am liike fukk it

 

[Petty Crocker]

Getting in the shower and then hearing someone knock at your door..really? Really?

Washing to car only to have it rain the next day

Standing in line on black Friday and they only have 2 laptops at each store

 

[DallasTxRep]

The woman u JUST met a the bar or etc askin when can she meet your son

 

[Wildin]

**gets caught up in the grind doesnt bust a nut for 2 weeks, jacks off then ms. so fly crash lands in my room**

 

[OPTiMO]

seeing a bad broad at a party, introducing yourself, she into it and it gets to talkin, then having her boyfriend you knew nothing about comin up like "wasup babeee?"

*hug*


*kiss*



and you standin there like really bytch

 

[Wildin]

**gets dressed for a full day of studyin at the uni library, there 6 hrs doesnt get approached or makes small talk with anyone**

**realizes I need a book or a video, slips on some shoes runs into to uni library to grab it and go, gets approached\acknowledged 4-5 times, makes multiple small talk convos**

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

seeing a bad broad at a party, introducing yourself, she into it and it gets to talkin, then having her boyfriend you knew nothing about comin up like "wasup babeee?"

*hug*


*kiss*



and you standin there like really bytch

dog I was at this open bar at this "fancy" party and I was walkin out for a smoke and this bad brawd started grinding on me outta no where on my way out, so I was like and let her grind on my dikk, and then her boyfriend walked up outta no where

I was like and at the same time

"My bad bruh, she started dancing with me"

and immediately walked out the place for a smoke

 

[Gus Money]

Washing your car and getting bird shyt on it right after.

Awkward conversations at work.

Drunk dudes talking in your ear about nothing.

People talking or using phones in movie theaters.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Sitting next to someone who smells like a sub...

 

[OPTiMO]

dog I was at this open bar at this "fancy" party and I was walkin out for a smoke and this bad brawd started grinding on me outta no where on my way out, so I was like and let her grind on my dikk, and then her boyfriend walked up outta no where

I was like and at the same time

"My bad bruh, she started dancing with me"

and immediately walked out the place for a smoke

and those broads are unconscious with it... floatin from dude to dude

 

[skb1065]

Sitting next to someone who smells like a sub...

Spin: waiting in line at subway for 10 minutes, walking out and having your clothes smell like subway the rest of the damn day