That's that sh*t I don't like!

[Patriarch]

Being asked to pull up while at the drive thru.. no bytch just hand me my food

 

[koyaanisqatsi]

dropping a bottle of corn oil on the kitchen floor and it breaks

 

[twan83]

In line waiting to pay when someone in front of you for some reason DOESNT HAVE SUFFICIENT FUNDS TO PAY and u like WTF U COME FOR got me here waiting in line long cuz of you

 

[Dr.seuss Swag]

*people hating on lebron cuz he real*

*taking a shyt realizes toilet paper gone*

*when people still use ice trays*

 

[Koapa]

*Cashier at a fast food spot touching my money and making my food without washing their damn hands*

*Being late for work and car tank on E*

 

[OPTiMO]

jaggin off and that shyt missin the sock and getting on my couch


a broad who has a problem leaving the next morning


drunk people talking in my ear about some shyt i dont care about


the liq store people charging me 10 cents for a paper bag

 

[DallasTxRep]

Females showing up at ya crib unannounced
Since u here u might as well "get more comfortable"

 

[Boutdatlife]

*bytches thinking they gonna make me wait for sex*

Ain't no 30 day rule over here hoe!

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

females flirting with you when they're "taken" but still wont give up the p*ssy

 

[twan83]

Females showing up at ya crib unannounced
Since u here u might as well "get more comfortable"

Even worse when you got another chic already over
UNLESS THEY BOTH GET DOWN

 

[Black]

Craving a bowl of cereal then going to the fridge to see I'm out of milk

Starting my cycle the week I'm supposed to get some D

Running late to work and hitting all the red lights

hey tee i'm about to start simping you okay just giving u a heads up.

 

[duncanthetall]

that shyt i don't like: mudbutt

that shyt i like: fixing mudbutt

 

[DallasTxRep]

Serial jobless cousin askin to "borrow" $20
nikka how u gon pay the shyt back!

 

[twan83]

Playing madden beating that ass and game FREEZES

 

[714562]

Getting a muscle knot on the BOTTOM of my foot and then having to walk on it.

(Please tell me someone has had this happen)