gotta a SUPER drunk chick in your house, but your conscious comes into play and you ley her on the bed, put a blanket over here and let her go to sleep
Riding in a car wit someone that circles the parking lot for twenty minutes just so they can park in the very front of the store. Jus park the damn car and walk, lazy fukker.
Riding in a car wit someone that circles the parking lot for twenty minutes just so they can park in the very front of the store. Jus park the damn car and walk, lazy fukker.
When I go to some burger place and I tell the cashier "No Mayo" and they repeat "No Mayo" as they ring it up and even the recipt says "No Mayo" under my order I think my burger will have "No Mayo"... but as soon as I take a bite of my burger it is full of mayo. I'm too tired to go back to the place to cuss them out so I just tell myself "I'm hungry and it's not gonna kill me" but I'm with each bite... and that's the shyt I don't like.
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