That's that sh*t I don't like!

[twan83]

Getting a girls number realizing it had too many numbers

or it being a fake number

 

[duncanthetall]

Laying in bed the next mornin with a chick u piped, and while talking she accidentally or even laughingly says, "I love you" at some point.


Gotsta go

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

and those broads are unconscious with it... floatin from dude to dude

shyt is annoying, I thought a nikka just hit the jackpot with this drunk ass big booty hoe grinding on my dikk, and then I notice some cac walking up from behind her at a high rate of speed, not only did the brawd give me blue balls but the bytch coulda started some drama if her boyfriend wasn't a bytch ass

 

[skb1065]

Buying clothes without trying it on, weekend comes and u got a hot date and u put it on.....and it doesn't fit

Spin: copping dope clothes online for the low, cut WAY too small, dont fit

 

[Sinnerman]

fat people
nikkas i just met on the court asking me to hook them up for a job
my knees
not being able to get past a level on a video game
getting asked for money
having a bad masturbation session

 

[skb1065]

Dissapointing my family
Bag of chips being smashed with chip to crumbs ratio being like 1:10
Dope kicks feeling funny on your feet or not fitting right (Louis V)
Going to sports event, spending grip on tix, food, parking, etc.; your team gets blown out

 

[newworldafro]

When I go to some burger place and I tell the cashier "No Mayo" and they repeat "No Mayo" as they ring it up and even the recipt says "No Mayo" under my order I think my burger will have "No Mayo"... but as soon as I take a bite of my burger it is full of mayo. I'm too tired to go back to the place to cuss them out so I just tell myself "I'm hungry and it's not gonna kill me" but I'm with each bite... and that's the shyt I don't like.

The whole damn paragraph....I hate that shyt...It'll have you like

...... I said NO CHEESE...take a bite and you a mile down the road like......... ... ....... be the most upset person eating that hour...

 

[DallasTxRep]

Haven't got a call all day, u lay down to take a lil nap and all of a sudden ya phone ringing off the hook

 

[skb1065]

Haven't got a call all day, u lay down to take a lil nap and all of a sudden ya phone ringing of the hook

Story of my life breh

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

- nikkas re-tellin da same joke/line you just told to a group of new people and gettin shine.

- Sittn down to eat your food you just got and dat thirsty ass nikka dat tries to invite him/herself into your plate wit dat ol bullshyt: "How's that taste?" or "That taste good, huh?" Obviously yes nikka and you aint gettin none. fukk out my face breh.

- Openin up a bag of chips and realizing 60% of it is air. Frito Lay you aint shyt.

- Having to da serious urge to take a huge shyt n when you finally sit down you got a long ass fart n one pebble drops....and dat's it.

 

[DallasTxRep]

Very attractive women with very ugly, crusty feet
U like then u look down and

 

[Sinnerman]

Very attractive women with very ugly, crusty feet
U like then u look down and

 

[livindajetlife]

About to light a blunt and the fukking lighter wont work

White ppl talking to you about the team on your hat bcuase your wearing it they figure thats your squad

 

[Wildin]

About to light a blunt and the fukking lighter wont work

White ppl talking to you about the team on your hat bcuase your wearing it they figure thats your squad

cac: Pittsburgh pirates huh? they aren't doin so well are they? Were they like your favorite team growin up?

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Cute chicks wearing dirty sneakers

My whip super clean and the car in front of me decides to hit their windshield wipers and it flings to my car!

Cheap toilet paper