That one dude in the movie theater that.. .

[Blankthawtz]

I was watching the movie "Hindenburg" a few years back. Some short fat bald guy yelled "that's gotta hurt!!!!" When the blimp crashed and the whole theater was

he should still feel embarrassed to this day...where ever he is....

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

my biggest pet peve is when i watch a horror movie and people complain about what the cast is doing and how they would handle things differently etc etc....thats like complaining about dialog in a porno

This.

Worse tho...Had a homie who hated horror cuz he said shyt was fake. Like werewolves, vampires etc. They fake. Freddy krueger is fake... No shyt. Dude would laugh through a whole movie saying how supernatural shyt could never happen.

 

[porque]

black people just screaming shyt at the screen all movie long

I used to hate that but one time I went to see 30 Minutes or Less and the whole banter in the crowd about the movie actually made it enjoyable

nikkas had me dying of laughter

 

[mr x]

*in response to ppl reacting to jokes

Scott-Hates-Everyone from Austin Powers in Goldmember | Anyclip


When scott ran away I was in the theater. Literally the only one laughing. I'm like why ain't no one else laughing in my head.

The whole audience waited for dr evil to mention scott running like a girl, then they all started laughing.

What's more funny...Dr. Evil Mentioning his son runs like a girl, or the physical act of scott running like a girl?

 

[Thinking on a toilet]

in harlem, i cant ever go to Magic Johnson Theater. Negroes and spics have to comment on the protagonist decisions, scream excessively loud, laugh hysterically to a point you cant hear the next 10 lines, and there is always one dikk head in the back that find it amazing that their hand can actually get in the way of the projecters..

its white people movie theaters only. idc how expensive they are

 

[iamstr8fire]

the best audience experience IMO are during retro/cult movie showings.

The worst was watching the passion of Christ, people were reciting bible verses and gasping for air. I yelled out "Jesus is Muslim" ...people were crackin and applauding.

This.

I watched Snakes on a Plane the day it came out. There was one dude that screamed out

MOTHAF*CKIN SNAKES B*TCH about 10 times during the movie and it was every time. His timing was crazy.

 

[Danie84]

Makes you wish they choke on a popcorn or hotdog

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Too many people ruin movie theater experiences. Anyone who purposely says anything during a movie loud enough for everyone to hear is obnoxious. I paid to be entertained by what's on the screen, not your ignorant ass.

When I went to see Tower Heist, there were 2 lesbians in front of me with the worst fukking laughs I ever heard. They were howls/cackles/snorts/screetches all combined.

I started laughing like a dipshyt at random parts because they were driving me nuts, combating their obnoxious laughter w/ my own.

Worst movie experience ever, I literally started to lose my mind.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Jesus is Muslim" ...people were crackin and applauding.

:belip:

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Snakes On A Plane Is Probably The ONLY Movie Where The Audiences Dumb Ass Comments Didnt Annoy The shyt Outta Me

 

[STAN JONES]

I aint gon lie I do all the shyt yall saying you hate plus more

 

[Spaceman Piff]

when i went to watch insidious.. i had a dude behind me that had the ole "crack jokes to hide that you're scared" thing going on.

except he wasn't even making jokes.. he was just whispering some shyt like "boogiewoogiewoogie" and giggling every time the movie got tense.

 

[Blankthawtz]

When I went to see Tower Heist, there were 2 lesbians in front of me with the worst fukking laughs I ever heard. They were howls/cackles/snorts/screetches all combined.

I started laughing like a dipshyt at random parts because they were driving me nuts, combating their obnoxious laughter w/ my own.

Worst movie experience ever, I literally started to lose my mind.

Jesus. .that sounds funny as hell and excruciating at the same.. ..

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

i dont remember the scene, but during rise of the planet of the apes.. i remember some dude yelled "thank you based god" with the most perfect timing

i was dying...as were a few more based individuals...but the non-based didnt fully appreciate the moment

 

[mbewane]

the best audience experience IMO are during retro/cult movie showings.

The worst was watching the passion of Christ, people were reciting bible verses and gasping for air. I yelled out "Jesus is Muslim" ...people were crackin and applauding.

i dont remember the scene, but during rise of the planet of the apes.. i remember some dude yelled "thank you based god" with the most perfect timing

i was dying...as were a few more based individuals...but the non-based didnt fully appreciate the moment

For real tho, movie theaters here are mostly quiet once the movie starts, excepts for reactions that are to be expected...there was this one belgian movie with a focus on moroccan immigrants taht was funny as hell, and the moroccans in the movie theater cracking jokes made the movie even funnier