You probably emit weirdo vibes.
Maybe
Or maybe people just think im a dork that likes to pretend to be cool
Tell us about weird *** kids you knew in high school. I have stories.
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Or maybe people just think im a dork that likes to pretend to be cool
King Crimson
Member of a very exclusive gang
I was just kidding, breh.
Who knows though. Who cares, really? We all going the same way.
SanchoPanda
I will take what is mine
I remember having a kid in kinder eat my macaroni art while pinned to my back with glue and everything. fukker couldn't wait to get home to eat.
I was just kidding, breh.
Who knows though. Who cares, really? We all going the same way.
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My response was weird
My elementary school to high school classes were weird in different ways:
I was one of the weird, anime-loving ones that always had a group of guys to chill with (and a few girls) but one of my closest homies used to say the most random things in class. One day he just stabbed himself in the eye with a pencil during a test.
He's in an Ivy League school now, was incredibly smart then.
There was another guy named Jason who everyone thought would eventually shoot up the school. He would wear the freshest Middle-Aged Father IIIs, and would wear his pants above his belly button (we had a school uniform, but it was still very odd. He would get angry, and would turn super-red and hit himself in the head. Then he would cry. Mind you, he's about 6'0" and chubby.
There was another kid who moved, and then came back a few years later, we caught him with like 30 packs of lube for catheters stolen from the nurses office.
And there was a teacher that was fukking my homie. She was like 40 and incredibly immature, she would sunbathe on the lawn of the school, and for some reason, no one questioned her.
I was one of the weird, anime-loving ones that always had a group of guys to chill with (and a few girls) but one of my closest homies used to say the most random things in class. One day he just stabbed himself in the eye with a pencil during a test.
He's in an Ivy League school now, was incredibly smart then.
There was another guy named Jason who everyone thought would eventually shoot up the school. He would wear the freshest Middle-Aged Father IIIs, and would wear his pants above his belly button (we had a school uniform, but it was still very odd. He would get angry, and would turn super-red and hit himself in the head. Then he would cry. Mind you, he's about 6'0" and chubby.
There was another kid who moved, and then came back a few years later, we caught him with like 30 packs of lube for catheters stolen from the nurses office.
And there was a teacher that was fukking my homie. She was like 40 and incredibly immature, she would sunbathe on the lawn of the school, and for some reason, no one questioned her.
iFightSeagullsForBread
The Working Class Hero
This thread has made me 
all at once, goddamn dude.
I was the weird kid in school (middle school, high school I was a pseudo-intellectual backpacker) hung out with the few smattering of white kids, listened to shytty nu metal, wrote 666 on shyt, wrote of some of the DOUCHIEST metal lyrics at the time. Never got in anything hairy that I can recall through because my parents were legit on that
when it came to academics and not to fukk around in school. Through I was referred to as "booger stank" because I allegedly ate my boggers according to this girl in my class, the chick that's like 6'7 while the guys are trying to break out of being 5'4-'5'9. I think I made fun of her, like I said she got held back, because she ended up knocking all my books off desk and screaming "Shut up booger, you stink!!!".
Through there was some noticeable incidents that occured in middle school.
One kid, I think David? who was walking home from school, got into an argument with another kid, David according to hearsay got shyt rocked, he got hit so hard the nikka pants came off, and expose that he had mud ducks in his draws.
Another middle school incident, some kid named Julian, one of those really tall ugly, dinosaur looking nikkas basically was fukking around with some guys girl, now said guy got like four-six of his boys and they walk up to homie house and knocked on the door, his little brother answers the door, so they asked him is Julian there, he replies yeah, so they push him aside, walk in this nikkas house, open Julian's bedroom door , as he laying on the bed playing PS2, these n nikkas essentially flooded his ass while he was laying down, then after said assault these nikkas raided his refrigerator, and essentially snatched and grab everything they could get there hands on before dipping off.
The "weird" kids at my middle/high school didn't do anything disturbing, sadly cuz that shyt is hilarious.
all at once, goddamn dude.I was the weird kid in school (middle school, high school I was a pseudo-intellectual backpacker) hung out with the few smattering of white kids, listened to shytty nu metal, wrote 666 on shyt, wrote of some of the DOUCHIEST metal lyrics at the time. Never got in anything hairy that I can recall through because my parents were legit on that
when it came to academics and not to fukk around in school. Through I was referred to as "booger stank" because I allegedly ate my boggers according to this girl in my class, the chick that's like 6'7 while the guys are trying to break out of being 5'4-'5'9. I think I made fun of her, like I said she got held back, because she ended up knocking all my books off desk and screaming "Shut up booger, you stink!!!".Through there was some noticeable incidents that occured in middle school.
One kid, I think David? who was walking home from school, got into an argument with another kid, David according to hearsay got shyt rocked, he got hit so hard the nikka pants came off, and expose that he had mud ducks in his draws.
Another middle school incident, some kid named Julian, one of those really tall ugly, dinosaur looking nikkas basically was fukking around with some guys girl, now said guy got like four-six of his boys and they walk up to homie house and knocked on the door, his little brother answers the door, so they asked him is Julian there, he replies yeah, so they push him aside, walk in this nikkas house, open Julian's bedroom door , as he laying on the bed playing PS2, these n nikkas essentially flooded his ass while he was laying down, then after said assault these nikkas raided his refrigerator, and essentially snatched and grab everything they could get there hands on before dipping off.
The "weird" kids at my middle/high school didn't do anything disturbing, sadly cuz that shyt is hilarious.
The Amerikkkan Idol
The Amerikkkan Nightmare
That reminds me of this nikka I went to school with whole was like 6'5" and gangly as hell. Dude was in the 8th grade and had a receding hairline and a big ass top lip. Dude top lip look like Jimmy Walker's.
Anyway, this nikka used to always be telling these tall tales about how he was in the mob and had to drive prostitutes across the country and shyt. Dude's imagination was off the fukkin' chain.
Dude, was like a 52 year old White dude with the horseshoe hairline
Anyway, this nikka used to always be telling these tall tales about how he was in the mob and had to drive prostitutes across the country and shyt. Dude's imagination was off the fukkin' chain.
that nikka pulled a Shawn Michaels/val venis next to you at the urinal
I think he wanted to smash breh
Dude, was like a 52 year old White dude with the horseshoe hairline
The Devil's Advocate
Call me Dad
i remember these two weirdo kids playing hide and seek at lunch everyday...
but lunch was inside... and this was high school... and they were seniors.. and there was no fukking place to hide.. had me like
so they'd hide behind the pillars and then chase each other around... no teachers would stop them... no students would say shyt... but as a freshman, i was like
by the end of the year, i'd be telling the new kids,
they cool, they just fukk around at lunch
now that i'm an adult... i wish i had that type of silly fun with some of me exes
but lunch was inside... and this was high school... and they were seniors.. and there was no fukking place to hide.. had me like
so they'd hide behind the pillars and then chase each other around... no teachers would stop them... no students would say shyt... but as a freshman, i was like
by the end of the year, i'd be telling the new kids,
they cool, they just fukk around at lunch now that i'm an adult... i wish i had that type of silly fun with some of me exes
Farrinto
Who's the best MCs? Biggie, Jay-Z, and Nas
I remember back in elementary school on the day of our 6th grade field trip, there was this kid who chose not to go but he wasn't in my class. Some other teacher brought him to our class for some reason. He had a reputation around the school for being weird and possibly "special". I remember someone asked him why he didn't want to go and he said because his cats told him to stay home. He was dead ass serious too. 
Fast forward to high school, there was this thing that was going on in the band room. Every day, someone would draw pictures of dikks, fold up the pictures, and leave them in various places in the band room before the period started. Every day before band started, you'd always see people huddling in groups looking at the pictures and laughing. It came to a point where they had a folder full of all the pictures. I can't even lie, some of it had me. It'd be different pictures too like one was a dikk riding a skateboard and one was sheet music but with the notes replaced with dikks. Eventually, it just kept happening over and over again until this girl reported it to the teacher. He said that if it kept happening, he'd have to alert the principal because that's sexual harassment. It stopped after that but it went on for a good 1 and a half or 2 months. They never found out who did it but it was rumored that it was this Asian kid.
Fast forward to high school, there was this thing that was going on in the band room. Every day, someone would draw pictures of dikks, fold up the pictures, and leave them in various places in the band room before the period started. Every day before band started, you'd always see people huddling in groups looking at the pictures and laughing. It came to a point where they had a folder full of all the pictures. I can't even lie, some of it had me
. It'd be different pictures too like one was a dikk riding a skateboard and one was sheet music but with the notes replaced with dikks. Eventually, it just kept happening over and over again until this girl reported it to the teacher. He said that if it kept happening, he'd have to alert the principal because that's sexual harassment. It stopped after that but it went on for a good 1 and a half or 2 months. They never found out who did it but it was rumored that it was this Asian kid.
in elementary school there was some kid who took his pants and underwear all the way down to piss at a urinal so u could walk in and see this lil nikka butt cheeks 
that's all i got i didn't go to school with weirdos after that
that's all i got i didn't go to school with weirdos after that
Ray Junior
Banned
In high school there was one dude... 
Peruvian kid who the had the spirit of some crazy european satan worshipping nikka
Dude ate a fukkING bible. I shyt you not, one of his former close homies told me the story.
I saw a picture of him on facebook cutting himself and writing 666 on his forehead with his own blood.
The kid wrote grafitti on a school wall, talking a whole bunch of bullshyt. He was supposed to be suspended, nikka literally disappeared, with nobody knowing where he went.
He brought a dead crow to school and showed it to people, claiming it was his sacrifice to the devil.
He was the weirdest, most-nonsensical nikka I ever met b. He used to wear one of those Wal-Mart vests to school every single day.
The dude was at my friend's house sneaking around and watching him while he sleeps. (Wasn't there at the time, he told me the story).
I doubt y'all can come up with someone weirder.
Peruvian kid who the had the spirit of some crazy european satan worshipping nikka
Dude ate a fukkING bible. I shyt you not, one of his former close homies told me the story.
I saw a picture of him on facebook cutting himself and writing 666 on his forehead with his own blood.
The kid wrote grafitti on a school wall, talking a whole bunch of bullshyt. He was supposed to be suspended, nikka literally disappeared, with nobody knowing where he went.
He brought a dead crow to school and showed it to people, claiming it was his sacrifice to the devil.
He was the weirdest, most-nonsensical nikka I ever met b. He used to wear one of those Wal-Mart vests to school every single day.
The dude was at my friend's house sneaking around and watching him while he sleeps
. (Wasn't there at the time, he told me the story).I doubt y'all can come up with someone weirder.
It was this one kid in 8th grade who had long hair and wore the same pair of jeans and jean jacket. Due to all the acne on his face, it looked really rough and he had a really deep voice so he sounded like a 40 year old. He barely spoke, but he would occasionally blurt out "death" out of nowhere
Anyways, long story short dude got locked up that year for having child pornography on his laptop
Anyways, long story short dude got locked up that year for having child pornography on his laptop
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In elementary there was this kid that took a shyt and spread it all over the walls of the 5th grade hallway. 
He was known as "shyt boy" for the rest of the year
He was known as "shyt boy" for the rest of the year
The Amerikkkan Idol
The Amerikkkan Nightmare
Due to all the acne on his face, it looked really rough and he had a really deep voice so he sounded like a 40 year old. He barely spoke, but he would occasionally blurt out "death" out of nowhere
In elementary there was this kid that took a shyt and spread it all over the walls of the 5th grade hallway.
He was known as "shyt boy" for the rest of the year
This is the most weirdest story on hereThere's was this dark skinned hood ass nikka with a grill who would go around calling me 'dad'.
shyt was crazy cuz dude looked like a straight goon and would see me and be like "Hey dad, what's going on?" Keep in mind I was average/borderline nerdy in high school and barely knew dude. nikka would be like "Hey dad, is it cool if I stay up late tonight?"
I'd laugh nervously and be like yeah whatever. Then he'd say "yay! Thanks dad."
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