One of my friends just got clapped up by PayPal.
Saw the report yesterday, and thought he was fine since nothing happened yesterday.
Logged on and went to start his day, and was promptly advised that he was not fine.
If there's a silver lining, the severance package seemed pretty decent.
Damn. Sorry to hear that. Depending on the position, small companies with tech divisions are looking for talent, so the average out of job rate is maybe 1-3 months (which seems inline with severance packages). Salary may not be at the same rate as BigTech: Reality Check v Pay check.
They cut all business related travel expenses for my dept. a wave of retirements taking place for those with 20+ years in, since the start of the year, hiring freezes - seems like
they’re trying to trim the fat before they butcher the whole cow. They still comp all meal expenses (breakfast + lunch/dinner) for those coming into the physical office to work. (Mandated that Anyone not coming in at Least 3 days a week are getting their office taken away, petty asf
)
Randomly they created a new position and hired a “consultant”, no one knows where she came from, she has no law degree and they’re quiet about what her position description is exactly. Did the research on my own about her background and looks like she’s contracted from an agency that specializes in “operational change” , legal technologies and Business wide efficiencies/strategy
Suffice it to say, if your place of employment hires a “consultant” - that’s a code word for a corporate raider rando who is more likely there to spy and/or decide if your job is “redundant” . Feels like the opening scene from “Margin Call” is looming on the horizon.
Thinking about this the other day -I have like a decade worth of shyt to pack up in my office
- then I’m like, im too specialized with the knowledge base, Risk Mgmt/Analysis and Compliance are usually “safe”. I might be paranoid but rather be prepared for worst case scenario, they won’t catch me lacking.
Basically I think anyone who Makes it past the chopping block over the next 6-9 months is alright. Massive cuts now as opposed to smaller cuts over an extended period of time.