Target has the GOAT shoppin carts

[SumBlackguyz]

ALmost every walmart cart has some type of malfunction. Either the wheels rattles extremely loudly for every revolution of the wheel, the cart pulls to one side so it does a 90 turn if you don't correct it


you never get the car because is tuck to the one behind it


has something sticky on the handles and there's trash in the basket


or one of the wheels is locked in the front so when you try to turn the whole cart stops and almost flips over

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

true but all the women with phat asses shop at wal-mart though

Yeah, but their skin usually has left over strip club glitter on them and have 3 kids with them

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

i remember I made a thread about Ketchup should never be kept in the fridge

Are you an American or nawl ?

 

[BigE214]

I've "borrowed" a few shopping cart myself

Back when momma didn't have a car she use to leave her driver's license at the store to push the grocery's home and then go back to the store to get her licensee Happy mother's day

 

[BigE214]

Yeah, but their skin usually has left over strip club glitter on them and they usually have 3 kids with them

And you're complaining

That's how you know they're fuccing

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

And you're complaining

That's how you know they're fuccing

I ain't tryna play no Nintendo Wii with Bebe's kids everytime I want a nut

 

[nose hair]

Yeah, but their skin usually has left over strip club glitter on them and they usually have 3 kids with them

 

[RadaMillz]

Back in the 90s, family aint had wheels yet so we stayed pushing full shopping carts all the way home.

Me and my brother would both climb on and go down all the hills.

Even knew how to catch breaks using my feet.

This is before they put locks on their wheels. Every one was doing it. They even had small asian companies prowling around neighborhoods looking for Food4less or Kmart shopping carts.


I remember as lil bad ass kids, we would release carts from top of the hills right into busy traffic. We fuked up so many cars before getting caught.

Sorry all these memories flooding in

 

[Sleepy Walker]

Wait you dont put ketchup in the fridge

Why would you do that? Ketchup has vinegar in it, it won't go bad unless you buy the cheap kind. Buy Heinz and you don't have to put it in the fridge.

 

[Biblical Goon]

IKEA got like 3 different styles of carts, and you can cop the bag and take it home

 

[OnlyInCalifornia]

 

[Blackrogue]

Look at those Struggle carts

Sized

 

[KravenMorehead™]

"ol i'm in a rush lemme grab a handbasket p*ssy ass nikkas"

 

[Brock Landers]

What the fukk you stealing shopping carts for? You tryina build a cluuuub-house?

I remember being a young breh helping my mother whip the shopping cart around, had my evasive maneuvering down so cold

 

[Fatboi1]

Top five carts dead or alive. shyt be so smooth I be almost falling asleep.