Stupid things about elementary/h.s. that irked you

[Ziggiy]

Condescending ass, ugly white female teachers

BOOM.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

being the last stop on my bus

 

[Ozymandeas]

Taking points off my test because I did the math in my head and didn’t show my work. I got the answer right didn’t I

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

The only thing taught about black people in Elementary was slavery, Rosa Parks, and MLK.

shyt still irks me actually.

my third grade teacher taught us about malcolm x in one of the reading sessions.

later when i grew up and thought about it i was shocked she actually had done it

 

[Rancor]

I was a fat lil nikka so them fitness tests in gym had me like

Running the mile

Swore I thought I was gonna die after

 

[sfgiants]

Getting meaty angry pulsating boners shortly before being asked to present something in the front of the class
Begging for sex
When everyone found out Burlington had all the hip hop brands for cheap
Jeans so baggy the back part of the end of the leg started to rip
Dry humping and getting blue balls
Downloading porn on dial up

 

[PharaohAtem]

When a fight gets hyped up all day just for it to not happen

 

[richaveli83]

bytchass nikkas gonna tell me I cant subtract big numbers from small numbers because the small number doesnt have enough then the next year tell me about negative numbers. Suck my dikk.

 

[bnew]

Having to show your work in math. How am I gonna show my work when I’m cheating off of someoneYou know damn well I’m not gonna be able to copy nothing but the answers, not all that scribble scrabble

In Chicago, we had to do a certain amount of volunteer hours before we graduated

have you done any volunteer work as an adult?

 

[Tombstone]

whenever teachers used to call on me


I was a stutterin muhfukka and couldn't even pronounce my name without stutterin.


I'm still a slight stutterer but I just dont give a fukk

 

[Zero]

Teachers that be like “the bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do”

When in real life as an adult, I'm clocking out on the dot

 

[re'up]

There is no reason anyone 14-18 needs to do algebraic equations.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

There is no reason anyone 14-18 needs to do algebraic equations.

What if they want to be a rocket surgeon?

 

[humminbird]

High school

Teachers/Hallway security: NO PHONES PRESENT

get dentition for having a phone, get the phone taken in class, get the phone sent to the principal's office

now: kids have their phones out like it's nothing

fukk you Mr.Hall

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

Getting meaty angry pulsating boners shortly before being asked to present something in the front of the class
Begging for sex
When everyone found out Burlington had all the hip hop brands for cheap
Jeans so baggy the back part of the end of the leg started to rip
Dry humping and getting blue balls
Downloading porn on dial up