Stupid things about elementary/h.s. that irked you

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

They used pick a student every day to say the pledge of allegiance everyday over the intercom

I used to read that shyt faster than twista

You know what?? Saying the pledge of allegiance was the dumbest thing about elementary school.

 

[Dont@Me]

going from P.E. class to any other class. Have a nikka sweatin up a storm and lookin dingy and dirty as fukk, then be like, "ok kids, you're dismissed and have 30 seconds before your next class "

i'm sweatin homemade pools out here and i need at LEAST ten minutes JUST to STOP sweating, then another 8 minutes to wipe down, dress, and walk to class. HOW IS THAT ENOUGH TIME

i'd either have to choose between ending P.E. early or not giving 100% effort (not my style), being late to class, or showing up to class wet and sweatin through my clothes with everyone lookin at me like tf u ain't wipe down for?

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Should've bought the anti skip joints

Only had money for the Walmart joint.

I became Expert at not letting my CD player skip.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

fine teacher knowin u the hoe of the school ...picking on u..

fire n tornado drills

 

[LieutenantDan]

Always a nosy girl in your business

 

[The Fade]

Bathroom Fascism from the teachers

Makes sense.. our school system is literally Prussian Brainwashing

 

[LezJepzin]

Had a teacher my senior year who purposely didn't tell you what your grade was in the class until the VERY END. It was a sick tradition he had so the class can stay engaged. Everyone would be sweating bullets the last week of school. One or two people didn't pass , making them unable to graduate on time with their classmates . Some Asian girl was the odd one out in my class.

He taught two classes . Government and Economics. He only did this shyt for his Government class. I had him for both. He had us do a project in Econ where we had to pick five stocks and follow them for a month. The student who's portfolio seen the biggest gains after a month won. I killed everyone in the contest but he didn't include me because I entered it a day late

My sister told me a former student of his Gov. Class came back , threatened to kill him for the same shyt . Dude was an a$$hole .


Also , I was taught NOTHING about black history outside of MLK , slavery after the Civil War and Rosa Parks yet I learned EVRYTHING about Genghis Khan , The Gold Rush era (I'm in Northern California) , Roman Empire and the Holocaust era . I had a History teacher my sophomore year that was so disgusted with the lack of African American content in our textbooks , he had us do projects on black history on our own for extra credit


Lastly, I had the WOAT Guidance Counselor. Hope that fukker is getting his grave pissed on RN

 

[Ciggavelli]

My high school took the doors off the stalls, so you had to shyt without any privacy

 

[the cool]

My high school took the doors off the stalls, so you had to shyt without any privacy

Mine too. It was to prevent kids from going into the stalls and doing drugs

 

[Stone Cold]

Condescending ass, ugly white female teachers

 

[KickPush]

Having ugly ass female teachers
Man these kids got it good these days

 

[KickPush]

And also in school suspension shyt was worst than out of school suspension felt like solitary confinement

 

[Wink Beaufield]

Cursive writing.

Teachers would say that you can't get anywhere in life without using cursive writing.

You send my office anything besides your signature in cursive and we bushing your application.

 

[Animal House]

High School was fun as hell!!


I was a star athlete from 9th grade to 12th




What couldn’t I get away with

 

[Jone2three45]

Teachers licking their fingers when they passing out papers.

Accurate.