Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I thought Montell Williams sung this is how we do it.

 

[Paper Boi]

i used to think alzheimer's was called old timers

 

[Pseudonym]

I thought singers actually sang in their music videos. I remember trying to do Try Again with Aaliyah and I was like how does she do that?


Also, I thought little people worked in the poles at stop lights and controlled when to turn it green.

I thought 2 pac was 2 pop.

 

[Paper Boi]

lol i also always knew wrestling was fake even when i was 5, but i thought the world title matches were real.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I use to think people lived inside of the radio and sang the music.

 

[Black Steph Curry]

First time i heard the word masturbating as a kid i thought it was an advanced fishing technique. "Master baiting".

 

[Olmec]

found out it's not "ease dropping", but eavesdropping at 18

still confuse affect with effect to this day

 

[Ashley Banks]

I use to think people lived inside of the radio and sang the music.

I used to think people in the tv were fake.

I also used to think singers weren’t actual people just actors and I would google stuff like “who plays Beyoncé”

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

First time i heard the word masturbating as a kid i thought it was an advanced fishing technique. "Master baiting".

 

[K.O.N.Y]

In a issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly they said you could play as Akuma in Resident Evil 2 if you beat the game 6 times in a row using only the handgun and knife and get a A ranking.



I did it and never got Akuma and found out years later it was an April Fool's joke

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

When I would see graffiti saying “TAKE NO PRISONERS” I thought it was a nice message about just letting your enemies go or not taking people to jail. Not just straight murdering them instead

also the whole “going number one or two?” System baffled me and I would just say a random number because I didn’t want to ask what they were talking about or how it worked.

 

[Caca-faat]

Everything really was in black and white back in the day because I asked my grandma about some old pictures

All my thoughts of everything that occured before I was born was in sepia. Parents Met Sepia, day I was born technicolour.

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

didn't realize spain was a real country until like sixth grade

as a result i also thought latin americans were all just native inhabitants of those countries

Everything really was in black and white back in the day because I asked my grandma about some old pictures

thought this too

i also used to think that people wearing those obvious wigs (like old presidents and shyt) just had that as their real hair

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

In a issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly they said you could play as Akuma in Resident Evil 2 if you beat the game 6 times in a row using only the handgun and knife and get a A ranking.

I did it and never got Akuma and found out years later it was an April Fool's joke

lol capcom shouldve put this in the remake.

 

[Jamal514]

I didn't know Washington state was actually a state.

But then again I'm not an American.

When ever I heard about Seattle, Washington as a kid, I assumed it was a suburb of DC.