Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[Pseudonym]

didn't realize spain was a real country until like sixth grade

as a result i also thought latin americans were all just native inhabitants of those countries

thought this too

i also used to think that people wearing those obvious wigs (like old presidents and shyt) just had that as their real hair

presidents getting perms and curls and shyt

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

when i watched movies and characters died, used to think that shyt was real.

looking back i dont know how i didnt put it together that actors were dying in different movies

 

[raoulduke187]

used to think my city had a harbor until I was like 6 or 7

 

[Kenny West]

Back when they were first advertising the digimon premier my cousin lied and told me he saw a commercial of Mewtwo fighting "the weakest digimon" and getting washed.


Asked everyone, nobody heard of this infamous commercial. Didnt find out till I went back to my hood at the end of the summer and my friends laughed off the idea

 

[Kenny West]

i used to think alzheimer's was called old timers

Lmaoo same

 

[Kingshango]

“Milk makes you big and strong”

31 years later and I’m only 5’3 and a buck 40.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

I didn’t know shyt about the Music industry until ya’ll edumacated me on it. Had no clue Prince changed his name to get control over his music. Just thought he was being on that unique shyt.
Didn’t know these rappers and singers be outchea broke as hell and them cars and chains be rentals. Thought they was really ballin.

Also didn’t know record labels were outchea Debo’ing their artists and taking all their profits. I thought shyt was sweet because people keep getting into these contracts.

I used to think women kept the DNA of all the men she slept withKidding. I never believed that mess.

 

[Shade]

As a child:

That Michael Jackson could actually turn into a werewolf and zombie

That Pennsylvania had vampires

That the mighty morphin power rangers were real and there was a city named angel grove that kept getting attacked by monsters

Before I knew of the concept of vaginas I thought women peed and gave birth from their butts

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

I used to think tv shows were all live. If back to back episodes came on I was amazed at how fast they could change clothes

 

[Pseudonym]

I used to like dogs

 

[HTXBreh]

My sense of time for travel was off since I read the Bible alot as a kid and they walked everywhere. Thought since Aunts house was like 15minute car ride it be round the same time on my bike 1hr in decided to turnaround.

 

[Starski]

I knew about bitcoin back when it was like 20 dollars, but I was just a high school kid with no money to invest

“Yo man did you hear of this Silk Road shyt”

*logs on*
“What’s this bitcoin shyt?”
*logs off*

 

[Blurneed]

I use to think that Harriette Winslow sang the intro on the family matters show. It was really someone named Jesse Frederick tho

Idk why but I really laughed at this shyt

 

[Mac Brown]

I used to like dogs

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I used to like dogs