Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[Ripp]

My girl thought the one signing redbone was whoever this chick was:

At least we can clarify that its a female singing it.. ill take that lol

 

[Ripp]

I mean, watching the videos now they're about the same complexion. But I vividly remember noticing that Ma$e was lighter and P. Daddy was darker and thinking that had to play some sort of dynamic between them.

Lightskin vs Darksin is a real issue where I'm at so that may have been why. So my young mind just put Ma$e in the beige bin. Of course watching the videos yesterday I had to hit the like "tha fukk was I seeing at the time?".

Treat mase as if he's bizzy bone brehs...

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Used to think the world was literally black and white magically until the 70s

 

[Caca-faat]

But dude was already white in the way you make me feel, remember the time, bad and black or white.... he wasn't as white but he was white

Maybe it was the short hair that threw me off then.

 

[TheArchitect]

I didn't find out Michael McDonald is white until like, 2009....

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

@International Koala I used to think "The Blair Witch Project" was real and the most controversy movie of all time

i used to think all public schools was like "Dangerous Minds" gritty and gang infested

 

[xiceman191]

I had a homie who did this in a fight no fukkin lie

Lost of course


Scientifically tho, squatting like that could activate the some of the testosterone secreting endorphins in your quads ...thats why leg day helps all your gains

Edit: no I didnt tell him that before the fight

 

[Claudex]

Treat mase as if he's bizzy bone brehs...

 

[BaviKingVA]

Classic thread lol

I used to think People where in an office with CCTV cameras changing the traffic lights
I thought when you ripped the tag off your mattress the cops would find out and come for ya ass
I used to think the before the 70s every thing was in black and white and in the 70s everything was orange/sephia-toned
I used to think that in the 70s every black person wore long ass disco pants and had a big ass afro
Used to think that bathtubs used a factory style pump system to pump water in your tub like with gears and shyt (LOL)
Used to think teachers lived at school
I used to think family all loved each other unconditionally
Used to believe in reefer madness and that weed turns you into a basehead
I knew nothing of the black radical/power movement in the 70s because schools up until high school didn't teach it (I knew about the fist though lol)
Due to school again, used to think once the slaves were beaten sometimes but treated nicely most of the time (guess I was thinking of myself) and once they were free they could do all the nice things cacs could.
Used to think every white person before the 70s was a super racist Klansman lynching monster and MLK was like a superhero that had to stop them. (Pretty true to be honest)
I used to think all native Indians were dead and none remained
I used to think all Asians were white with small eyes and only ate rice and all hispanics were taco eating sombrero wearing mfs lol
Used to think weed was some super duper illegal rare underground shyt and only super criminal/crime boss mothafukkas smoked it
Used to think Spongebob was really underwater in Hawaii
Used to think guns were only used by cops and soldiers and the average Joe didn't have one

I was a naive ass kid yall haha
I used to think racism ended on January 1st 1970

 

[Pseudonym]

I thought humans controlled the traffic lights. As a lil git I would be in the backseat like

“ they need to fire his ass, he not paying attention. This light been red forever.”


Most of the time I think about this stuck at a red light and it makes me smile.



Red lights make me happy???fukkkk I’m weird


Edit: I forgot I already shared this lmao

 

[ShaDynasty]

This thread is amazing.

I don't have a really good one, its hard to remember. My parents let me watch Terminator 1 too young and I thought Arnie was gonna kill me for days, weeks after. I couldn't be reasoned with, I stayed in my room and hid as much as possible until I guess I forgot about it.

 

[Turbulent]

I used to think the bangbus was real

 

[maxamusa]

I use to think standing near the microwave was on would give me cancer

 

[TheJet]

I used to think girls peed outta they regular coochiehole

 

[xiceman191]

My great aunt had the Madea plays and I thought they were about her life