Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[Pseudonym]

 

[Luke Cage]

i used to think french kissing was literally just touching tongues.
kissed my first girlfriend like

walked around like i was the man after that

 

[OVER]

I thought actors really had sex with each other in love scenes, I knew boys and girls had different equipment but were supposed to be used to only go to the bathroom except for when us males stuck our penises in girls belly buttons for sex.

Spoiler

A thorough belly button thrashing.

 

[Ziggiy]

I legit thought that “Stay With Me” was sung by a black woman. That song would play 24/7 at the Best Buy i worked at and they never announced the artist’s name just the song. I thought the black lady from Alabama Shakes had gone solo and this song was finna blow her up until I watched the Grammy’s and saw a Gay white man singing it

 

[Doctor Wily]

lol capcom shouldve put this in the remake.

Don't give these fukks any ideas for additional DLC bullshyt

 

[staticshock]

At the end of “Hit Em Up” when Tupac was going on his rant and he said “my 4-4 make sure all y’all kids don’t grow!!”

I thought he was literally going to kill me. I used to look out for him whenever we came to a stop light whenever my folks had me in the car

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Somehow, I never noticed that they switched Aunt Viv during the Fresh Prince reruns.

I came up with an idea for "I survived 2020" shirts. Turns out people already made them.

During one of my classes back in college, a chick was flirting with me and wanted to see my phone. I was too embarrassed at the type of phone I had so I lied and said I didn't have it on me.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I thought Elephants only ate peanuts

 

[TheIsleofMan]

Major thing i can remember is I thought busting a nut was literal. Even had a fight(Just got mad) with my friends because they laughed at me on the train. I was maybe, 14.


Still unsure about if women piss and Menstruate through the same hole .


Also called one of my teachers yellow (she was just light).

I thought everything with an east coast feel was filmed/created in NYC. Didn’t even think about Jersey (until maybe 13)

I am a self admitted idiot so I know there are things I’ve forgotten.

 

[Tommy Fits]

I used to think my dad was the guy on tv that would say this just a test of your emergency broadcast system... My dad was a sewer cleaner and sounded nothing like that guy

 

[Whore D'oeuvres]

used to think that The Blair Witch Project was a real life documentary

Don't worry. There's still grown nikkas who swear that Snow on that Bluff is real, too.


I used to think that a pedestrian and a Presbyterian are the same. "These Presbyterians STAY crossing the street"

 

[WaveWhisperer]

I used to think people in the tv were fake.

I also used to think singers weren’t actual people just actors and I would google stuff like “who plays Beyoncé”

yooo

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I thought the kid in Hammer Don’t Hurt Em really got killed.



I thought everything on tv was real.

I thought all rich people ride around in limousines. And have butlers, and live like this:

Now that I think of it, most of these posts aren’t stupid, they just show the naivety of a child’s mind.

 

[Megadeus]

I didnt understand the concept of intelligence and i thought really smart people were basically just psychic.

Like for example Albert Einstein never actually learned anything, he just KNEW.

He knew who killed JFK and Biggie and what God looks like etc. Because hes just that "smart" i thought certain ppl just knew almost everything, and anything they wanted to find out theyd just focus for a bit and it would just come to them.

I'd be watching jeopardy like "wow these people got super powers, they find out the answers so fast"

 

[The Guru]

When my friend died when i was 4 i wanted to bring milk and sandwiches to his grave so he had something to eat