Stupid shyt that you can now admit

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I remember asking my mom where I came from and she told me she made me. I thought she literally got some mud sticks and rocks and made me out of that :mjlol:

I thought you couldn't make a turn in a car unless you hit the turn signal first
 

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I thought the "Flying V" Viacom had after the end credits was deadly if you didn't get out of its way .




Rapper Lil Wyte from Hyptonize Minds was a breh :snoop:

Mad as fukk at Curren$y because he settled down thinking he was going to fall off lyrically. Waited years for him to finally drop "She Don't Want A Man Part 2" before I realized why he took forever to release Weekend at Bernie's 2.

When I was a shorty, I thought dikk was slang for a$$hole so when I heard someone say "Suck My dikk" ,I thought it was eating ass :mjlol:

Don't get me started on the Dic outros
 

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When we were kids we were making noise around the examination hall. We would play around that area playing this game called king. It was like tag with a tennis ball but whoever got tagged had to help tag everyone else with that one ball. Whoever lasts till the end is the king.

The principal lectured us on how we wouldn't want to be in that same position as the people doing the exams and noise from kids outside.

I remember thinking. The world would have probably ended by then. And I wouldn't have to take any tests or do any adulting.
 

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:mjcry:I really thought that The Undertaker was burying wrestlers after he puts them in a bodybag

lowkey i used to think everything The Undertaker did in the early to mid 90s was real

like....some of that shyt was legit magic, that wasn't no regular wrestling shyt breh

breh was a real demon

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Now he's playing with his kids on TV:mjlol:
 

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I was fukking 4yr old cut me some slack. I thought Austin=/=Texas, we have the capital and I didn't know the difference between city and state. And no city state name goes together better then Austin Texas. shyt just rolls of the tongue so easily. So when people mentioned Texas I always thought they meant Austin:pachaha:
 

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I was fukking 4yr old cut me some slack. I thought Austin=/=Texas, we have the capital and I didn't know the difference between city and state. And no city state name goes together better then Austin Texas. shyt just rolls of the tongue so easily. So when people mentioned Texas I always thought they meant Austin:pachaha:

Lol I'm not clowning im quoting Stone Cold lmao. Since he's from Texas. I would've posted a gif if I knew how.
 
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