Stupid shyt that you can now admit

[bnew]

I used to think that when you heard a song on the radio, the artists were at the station performing the song

 

[shopthatwrecks]

When I was a kid, I thought it was two different people in Lauryn Hill's Doo Wop video and not Hill in different attire representing two different time periods.

I thought drinking Mountain Dew would shrink your penis.

I was like in the 6th grade when Pamela Anderson's and Tommy Lee's sex tape first came out. I thought Tommy Lee was Tommy Lee Jones the actor and not Tommy Lee the rock star. I never saw the tape so I always assumed it and I was like old ass Two-Face (Tommy Lee Jones) gets to fukk Pamela Anderson every night! My friends were like those are two different people . Finally saw on MTV Tommy Lee the rock star in like 1997 and realized it was two different people.

I really thought Scott Hall the wrestler was a Cuban drug dealer or at least a real life Cuban refugee. Found out years later he was some country cac from Florida with a tan.

As a kid I used to think Whataburger was called WATERburger. I was wondering why people wanted to eat a hamburger soaked in water.

its still waterburger lol

mountain dew wasnt the issue

it was a soda called surge

 

[K.O.N.Y]

It's actually not hard just time consuming 3 hours per run, run past the enemies you can, knife the zombies you have to, use the handgun on bigger enemies that you have to

what you do during the boss battles

Beating the game six times like that is all CAP

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

Spinoff: fukked up shyt you witnessed from your parents or caretakers that you thought that’s just adult stuff and not a serious problems.

alcohol is just the fancy adult drink like coffee. Cracking a beer first thing in the morning doesn’t mean anything, pouring liquor in their cups all ours of the day is like coffee and their fancy creamers and sugar. Driving around drinking a beer or smelling like booze is normal.

kinda reinforced from TV when your young: Men are messy, but it’s not a big deal. Women are clean and organized but huge bytches about it. My dad drove a car so filled with trash that the backseat had maggots worming around and didn’t think it was a big deal. Would trash the house and not clean up after himself, and my Mom would come home and flip out. He’d ignore her and I’d be like “wow Dads cool and moms a bytch.” I’m not even overly neat and organized but there’s normal people and absolute trash people lol.

I’m fine

 

[Canada Goose]

I wasn't sure of Michael Jackson gender cause on the single cover for "you are not alone" he kind of looked like an female..

 

[1-8-7-Skillz]

I remember when I was a little kid, like 5,6 years old I think I asked my parents what cigarettes are and to keep me off them from the very start they went all about how they are demonic and containing all kinds of poison (which is obviously correct) but the way they told me it made it seem like the people that where smoking them were some demonic creatures inhaling poison and needing it to live or something, I listened like and afterwards I cried like a bytch

 

[Claudex]

Mase is lightskinned?

interesting take

but breh where do you come from, that considers Mase to be light skin

I mean, watching the videos now they're about the same complexion. But I vividly remember noticing that Ma$e was lighter and P. Daddy was darker and thinking that had to play some sort of dynamic between them.

Lightskin vs Darksin is a real issue where I'm at so that may have been why. So my young mind just put Ma$e in the beige bin. Of course watching the videos yesterday I had to hit the like "tha fukk was I seeing at the time?".

 

[Maximus Rex]

what you do during the boss battles

Beating the game six times like that is all CAP

Use the handgun, you will have a shytload of bullets

RE2 is not hard at all

Man did it in less than 2 hours

 

[Caca-faat]

I wasn't sure of Michael Jackson gender cause on the single cover for "you are not alone" he kind of looked like an female..

I remember seeing him in the video for the first time since his transition and being frightened because I thought it was a horror film. I had no idea of any skin bleaching or vitiligo rumours.

 

[Jahbarri]

I’m gonna commit that brehs

lost 100k+ in the last 12 months

im loosing faith brehs need all the prayers I can get

this pandemic ain’t helping

baby mama drama

tough times don’t last tough people do right

feel like biggy ready to die

 

[King]

Thought any woman could produce breast milk on command

 

[Black Panther]

I thought Redbone was Macy Gray making a come back... i legit thought it was her singing for months and not childish Gambino. I never bothered to look it up because macy gray is cool but Im not a huge fan to do research on her like that. To this day I still call it a macy gray song

My girl thought the one signing redbone was whoever this chick was:

 

[The_Truth]

I use to think that Harriette Winslow sang the intro on the family matters show. It was really someone named Jesse Frederick tho

I thought Winston sang the Ghostbusters theme song.

 

[Ripp]

I remember seeing him in the video for the first time since his transition and being frightened because I thought it was a horror film. I had no idea of any skin bleaching or vitiligo rumours.

But dude was already white in the way you make me feel, remember the time, bad and black or white.... he wasn't as white but he was white

 

[Ripp]

I thought Winston sang the Ghostbusters theme song.

He does ...
I also used to think this smiley was Big Tigga