Stupid ish your mind created as a kid....

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I can't think of any personal stories to share with you brehs but I had a homey who thought the plastic stickers they put on apples were edible and would get stomach aches eating them shyts

 

[DomBoogers]

at this thread

I remember walking home from elementary around 3rd grade and 2 older chicks walked past and said they wanted to give me a blow job. SMH at me thinkin it had something to do with yard work

 

[Diyhai]

I thought the sandman was real cuz u wake up with crust in ur eyes

I thought aunt jemima was my real aunt

 

[SonofaGod]

i planted a chicken wing in the yard, trying to grow a fried chicken tree

 

[Born2BKing]

As a kid I used to create a reality for the video games I was playing. Like when I was on my NBA Live kick, I would draw the sneakers for my starting five and wear headphones to prepare before a game like they did on TV.

 

[Sierra Mist]

Wow. I never thought this dumb shyt. Entertaining thread though.

 

[DomBoogers]

i planted a chicken wing in the yard, trying to grow a fried chicken tree

This has gotta be

 

[whodat]

Thought beer was made out of honey

 

[Sithlord Piff]

I thought opening umbrellas in the house was bad luck. Parents put all types of superstitious bs in kids heads

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[SonofaGod]

thought you got a girl pregnant by pissing in her

so i had a strategy laid out and all that. Im going to drink alot of water about 20-30 minutes before i have sex

 

[SonofaGod]

This has gotta be

so serious. Checked on the growth process too.

I was a young aristotle, developing philosophical theories. I actually theorized that one mentally on some

 

[Diyhai]

i planted a chicken wing in the yard, trying to grow a fried chicken tree

A fried chicken tree

 

[BrownSound]

when i was like 4 i took a chicken egg from the fridge put it outside and slightly sat on it hoping a baby chick would be born but hell na i ended up squishing it the nest day

 

[DomBoogers]

when i was like 4 i took a chicken egg from the fridge put it outside and slightly sat on it hoping a baby chick would be born but hell na i ended up squishing it the nest day

I see what you did there

 

[Pool_Shark]

I used to think little people lived inside tvs. All the people on T.V. were tiny little people that lived inside my television set. When I watched Different Strokes, Fresh Prince, or WWF I thought they were actually living inside my T.V. I was too scared of my dad to ever find out what was really behind the screen.

I used to think that when I turned around the world didn't exist. Or if I spoke people heard different than what I heard but it still was interpreted properly and they found the words to speak my language.

I didn't learn how to read till 3rd Grade, never thought it mattered


For the future generations, I'm damn sure my son thinks we purposely make it so Youtube videos don't load instanstly.