String Bell's Sheisty Thoughts

[Ya Sinning Mane]

I mean...

Im not the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but I think it might be time for you to hijack Delta.

please tell me this a nas line or I’m trippin hard?

 

[Standing on business]

Major credit to the OP, hands down he has the best running gimmick on the coli, it’s the JJG job situation but on steroids. They both generate serious serious discussions off of obviously made up stories.

 

[Fani Willis fan]

damn near a quarter million dollars in debt

 

[Splash]

Don’t put me in this- I’ve been giving him advice for 2 years now again and again. I literally gave him the blueprint for different options that he could pursue and paragraphs on paragraphs of job descriptions in the legal field. I can’t anymore. There’s only so many times that I can repeat the same. Now he’s at an extreme disadvantage bc of Covid - law firms/corporations are either going through layoffs or furloughs, offices are only opening up at 25%- he should consider it a blessing to even land a contract position at this time. He really thinks he will land a $200k position when even partners are talking a 25% pay cut reduction and associates at 15%, bc clients can barely afford the building rates due to covid closures. Many firms pushed back their Fall associate start dates until January 2021. He doesn’t listen to his own detriment. I can’t help anyone who won’t help themselves.

fair

 

[patscorpio]

Y’all actually believe this shyt

Right..with him 1 + 1 = 3...shyt dont add up

Only @SirReginald tells more falsities

 

[BXKingPin82]

please tell me this a nas line or I’m trippin hard?

You are correct sir!

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

A law degree is hella versatile. Flip that into something else. What? I don’t know!!!!

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

3 years ago @Stringer Cochran said he was a law school drop out

Now he is just graduating law school

These cats cant even keep up with their own lies

Link or quote pls - I hope this is not true

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

A law degree is hella versatile. Flip that into something else. What? I don’t know!!!!

Anything - he could teach junior high or high school for the top end of the teaching scale for that and still look for a law job, govt, IT/Tech is always looking to people with tech backgrounds, he’s been told several times that he may have to movie to another city or region to expand his opportunities. DC/MD is flush with tech and ip industry jobs with a legal background - (but he doesn’t want a desk job), finance, non-profit. Amazon corporate is setting up in multiple Cities. Tech companies like google due to covid are setting up satellite offices- remote work hybrids so he wouldn’t have to deal with interaction every day. Tech support and IT Network enterprise along with Accounting are black dominated sectors in the dmv and nyc; now couple that with a law degree and field specific certifications - after a few years; there’s law firms that would create a position for him bc they need specialists. Legal analysts positions are hiring. Fuk it - I’m done.

 

[General Mills]

Craziest comment I saw was some lawyers are barely making 40k and u add in over 200 k in student loan debt is cray

Most lawyers are barely making it. I do online advertising ( mainly google adwords )and the majority of my portfolio are lawyers. They are desperate for clients. They know they have to pay for advertising and it kills them but they do it. Once I get them reliable leads they immediately pump more money in.


When the COVID shyt shut down courthouses nation wide they all panicked and shut down their advertising which is to be expected. I did not even worry because as soon as they started talking about opening back up they all came back because they need that phone ringing.

 

[richaveli83]

I'm convinced this is a troll account

No one going to keep advertising their Ls after getting clowned

You haven't read @General Mills adventures?!

 

[Shoog Shatmi]

Sorry to hear about that, breh. All of my (black) friends from college who finished law school have had good careers, and none of them went to top schools. Have opportunities really dried up over the last 20 years in the legal field?

 

[Cat piss martini]

nikka the world has ended.
we are a loud cough away from
a zombie outbreak.
Enjoy life!

 

[Vandelay]

Move abroad to a nation that handles lots of American visitors, ie West Indies, Latin America etc. They always require legal services.
Get your law license that enables you to operate in a foreign land interpreting local laws for Americans.
That is how you level the playing field.

You could apply to be in JAG in the military I believe.

I don't know much about the Law industry, but these are the first 2 things I thought of.

There's options, you just have to think outside of the box. I can imagine there's money to be made...somewhere.

Stay up tho...I hate seeing anyone in student loan debt hell. I was there for a minute myself.

 

[The G.O.D II]

This nikka hasn’t passed any bar exam, complains constantly about cacs at his law school/refused to network like the other c00ns(his words), and said his grades were shyt. But expects a 6 figure job out of school. If y’all don’t stop falling for these trolls