Stories of broads you've met off of POF

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Met this chick off bp and being im in dvual she knew and went to school with 2 of my ex's. The girl was big but she was cute so we decided to meet and everything was cool we went to the beach and let me feel on those tites and grind on me but she was on some other shyt. Every time I tried to be like lets fuk she would be on "im not just about that" or what you talking about that im not that type of girl" :smugfarve: so I take her to her house. She calls me up and wants to chill at my house the following day so I let her come through sucked on the tittes in the pool and and fingered her in the pool. So I take her in my room to fukk and all the sudden I smelled the worse smell In the world. Her p*ssy with smelling like old salami you left in your lunchpale as a kid. Never spoke to that bish again
 

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Met this chick off bp and being im in dvual she knew and went to school with 2 of my ex's. The girl was big but she was cute so we decided to meet and everything was cool we went to the beach and let me feel on those tites and grind on me but she was on some other shyt. Every time I tried to be like lets fuk she would be on "im not just about that" or what you talking about that im not that type of girl" :smugfarve: so I take her to her house. She calls me up and wants to chill at my house the following day so I let her come through sucked on the tittes in the pool and and fingered her in the pool. So I take her in my room to fukk and all the sudden I smelled the worse smell In the world. Her p*ssy with smelling like old salami you left in your lunchpale as a kid. Never spoke to that bish again

:sadcam: it happens.....
 

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fukk POF tried that shyt for a minute and there ain't nothing but ho's on there looking for love..fukk that.

Tagged chicks are on another level...:wow: especially if u a young nikka.
 

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Made matters a tell sign of this being a disaster she told me she never had a real relationship because once dudes hit it they quit it. I can't even see how dudes was able to even hit it at.

I had a similiar situation about 2-3 years ago....met a chick at McD's that somehow knew how who I was because i had sent a **** pic to her friend....Chick was real athletic looking......basicallly a hood rat that had a decent job...but no car...PERFECT..anyway she wanted to be on the team..so I took her to golden corral a couple times and one day I said i wanted to go to the hose on my lunch break....anyway we get to the room, and ZIm smashing and the puss smells so foul......I smashed one other time because i thought maybe she was just having a bad day...
 

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I had a similiar situation about 2-3 years ago....met a chick at McD's that somehow knew how who I was because i had sent a **** pic to her friend....Chick was real athletic looking......basicallly a hood rat that had a decent job...but no car...PERFECT..anyway she wanted to be on the team..so I took her to golden corral a couple times and one day I said i wanted to go to the hose on my lunch break....anyway we get to the room, and ZIm smashing and the puss smells so foul......I smashed one other time because i thought maybe she was just having a bad day...

Actually I can't lie a year later she called me and she had her own pad so I figured maybe she was on a bad day but lo behold this time instead of smelling like 5 day old salami it was 2 day old :noah: . I didn't hit and cursed her out and haven't spoken to her no more
 
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years ago, met some chick on there who was just disgustingly fat. from her pics, she looked normal, average. i met her and she was humpty dumpty status. i was livid. she got out the car walking towards me i had to walk up to her quick as hell and ushered her right back into her car. spent like 45 seconds with her and told her i had to leave.

another time i met some b1tch near where i live. went up in her apartment late at night, and the rug/carpet was hideously filthy, horrendous site to look at. i sat up on her couch for a like a minute and just midway through a sentence, i just straight up told her "aaah i cant do this. this place is nasty. i goto go".

she played like she didn't care and goes like "thats ok."

i got up quick and rushed the fucck outta there. on my way to my car, got the angry text "you're an a$$hole"

I can't get down in a nasty place either...I'm surprised you sat down.
 

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Actually I can't lie a year later she called me and she had her own pad so I figured maybe she was on a bad day but lo behold this time instead of smelling like 5 day old salami it was 2 day old :noah: . I didn't hit and cursed her out and haven't spoken to her no more

Thats too much pressure:huhldup:..it says alot about a girl if she aint official down there
 

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too many fukkin spambots and malware on that site for me...I'm telling u, if you got $40 to spare, BlackPeopleMeet is the greatest tool for the single mandingo warrior on the prowl...everytime i move i re-up on there and have them lined up before i even touch down (and before my wife comes to town)...and better yet, that account you paid for gives you access to WhiteWomen4BlackMen..aka Pawg City bytch
 

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So since OBC only allows free users to message gold members I looked up all the gold members in a 50 mile radius and sent out mass messages waiting for replies.

I get a reply from this 41yr old white woman and we end up exchanging numbers. From her pictures she looked cute enough to fukk and had some big ol titties.

So the next day after texting back and forth she decides she wants me to come over to the house. But she says, "Im working on my essay so you cant stay too long..."

I get there at the house and she opens the door but she had me nervous cause she kept on stuttering and giggling like a little school girl smiling like she had never seen a black man before.

So we chat on the couch and her roommate comes down stairs:leon:
Her roommate is younger and looks way better than her so im like:facepalm:

For some reason 1 of the showers is downstairs and her roommate takes a shower while me and the woman are on the couch in the living room.(Shes rubbing my thigh but acting like shes more interested in doing her essay)

All of a sudden her roommate comes out the bathroom in nothing but a towel water dripping down her body hair wet....:damn::datazz: Winks at me And walks up the stairs to her room

So I look at this woman :pachaha: and say, "what was that all about?"
her: "Oh she likes black guys too..."

me::bryan:

Eventually I get bored and tell her I have to go do some Homework(Summer School) and she walks me outside to my car.
her:" Well Im sorry you couldnt stay longer maybe next time we can mess around..."

me: "Hold up you telling me we could have done something?":aicmon:

her: :umad: "Well you should have said something I'm sure we could have done plenty..."

*we hug each other but then.... she squeezes me closer putting her tongue in my ear*

her: "Ill see you later this week...:shaq:" *She Proceeds to Grabs on my dikk*

Tell me why this crazy bytch acted like I was bothering her and kept on cancelling on me saying she needed to spend time with her son cause she only gets to see him for the summer.:facepalm:

ur a dumb ass

you could have fukked them both
 

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only eal way is if you rub them fingers down there and take a whiff...thats the old school way....nothing worse then them fingers smelling like salmon left out in the sun all day

hmm usually if her gear and cloth is top notch..most likely that shyt dont smell
 
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