Stories of broads you've met off of POF

[HelgaPataki]

I'm thinkin maybe she's one of those thick 4'11 girls with a phat azz and huge t*ts.
She tried to message me again the next day, but I ignored it. These bottom barrel white women(fat, ugly, handicapped) seem to think they can scoop up any black man they want.

if she was a little person then her chances of having a fat ass was almost a sure thing

i met her and she was humpty dumpty status. i was livid. she got out the car walking towards me i had to walk up to her quick as hell and ushered her right back into her car.

 

[young3000]

I was on a date with this one chick and there was a 25 min wait so we go to the bar and order drinks to talk. I wanna say it was Bonefish Grill, but anyway I noticed this ordor or foul smell. I thinking to myself and looking around like did something just die

Finally I put it together and figured it out, it was her breath. I had 2 choices: either deal with it or leave. The whole time I'm thinking wtf is wrong with her mouth..does she a rotten tooth or something We got our table and before we ordered I told her I had to go because I wasn't feeling well...which was partially true. She asked what was wrong... I didn't have the heart to tell her that her breath smell like old bus seats in a room full of people and take that chance of her crying or causing a scene. So I just said I wasn't well and would call her. Good thing we took separate cars though.

 

[Jamal514]

if she was a little person then her chances of having a fat ass was almost a sure thing

The sad part is that I know a few thirsty dudes that would fukk her without hesitation. Same goes for the other fat girl who's profile I posted.

 

[Ricky Church]

Bonefish Grill

that's my shyt

 

[L&HH]

years ago, met some chick on there who was just disgustingly fat. from her pics, she looked normal, average. i met her and she was humpty dumpty status. i was livid. she got out the car walking towards me i had to walk up to her quick as hell and ushered her right back into her car. spent like 45 seconds with her and told her i had to leave.

another time i met some b1tch near where i live. went up in her apartment late at night, and the rug/carpet was hideously filthy, horrendous site to look at. i sat up on her couch for a like a minute and just midway through a sentence, i just straight up told her "aaah i cant do this. this place is nasty. i goto go".

she played like she didn't care and goes like "thats ok."

i got up quick and rushed the fucck outta there. on my way to my car, got the angry text "you're an a$$hole"

Y'all nikkas goin have me dyin of laughter one of these days man

 

[Jesus]

Met this girl from tagged...she was from Cali. She had the nicest ass I've ever seen on a white girl...talked to her in my car for a couple of minutes then went to me apartment. She was talking about how she doesn't fukk on the first meet... She had the tightest p*ssy and was literally a PAWG.

 

[Dooby]

Met this girl from tagged...she was from Cali. She had the nicest ass I've ever seen on a white girl...talked to her in my car for a couple of minutes then went to me apartment. She was talking about how she doesn't fukk on the first meet... She had the tightest p*ssy and was literally a PAWG.

And not a single ass shot

I am trying to hold back every urge to neg you

 

[Jesus]

I'll try to find some....

 

[Malta]

Met this girl from tagged...she was from Cali. She had the nicest ass I've ever seen on a white girl...talked to her in my car for a couple of minutes then went to me apartment. She was talking about how she doesn't fukk on the first meet... She had the tightest p*ssy and was literally a PAWG.

bigbootyjudy1192 - BlackPlanet.com

Says she's from Oklahoma

 

[Jesus]

Says she's from Oklahoma

She moved from Cali...she's in Oklahoma now...where I reside.

 

[DreadHead P]

tagged >>>>>>>>>> POF

 

[Klyk21]

I'll leave you with one before I go to bed. I have more tomorrow. I met this one about 3 years ago who was half black half philipinno (sp?). Anyway the first "date" is her at her apartment. We're chillin for a while having some drinks just chillin and shyt. Anyway we end up both tipsy one thing leads to another, next thing I know this bytch is taking her bra off asking for a back massage on her blow up mattress (no bullshyt). So after i about 2 minutes i flip her over and start taking off my pants. Next thing I know she says "wait, theres something you should know" So im like.... ok. No lie, this bytch says "I have genital herpes, but its controlled through medication." Im like my dikk went to straight noodle status. And I just sat there for a minute like what the fukk. Got up and bounced.

you joking right? ...wow

 

[wutang512]

So since OBC only allows free users to message gold members I looked up all the gold members in a 50 mile radius and sent out mass messages waiting for replies.

I get a reply from this 41yr old white woman and we end up exchanging numbers. From her pictures she looked cute enough to fukk and had some big ol titties.

So the next day after texting back and forth she decides she wants me to come over to the house. But she says, "Im working on my essay so you cant stay too long..."

I get there at the house and she opens the door but she had me nervous cause she kept on stuttering and giggling like a little school girl smiling like she had never seen a black man before.

So we chat on the couch and her roommate comes down stairs
Her roommate is younger and looks way better than her so im like

For some reason 1 of the showers is downstairs and her roommate takes a shower while me and the woman are on the couch in the living room.(Shes rubbing my thigh but acting like shes more interested in doing her essay)

All of a sudden her roommate comes out the bathroom in nothing but a towel water dripping down her body hair wet.... Winks at me And walks up the stairs to her room

So I look at this woman and say, "what was that all about?"
her: "Oh she likes black guys too..."

me:

Eventually I get bored and tell her I have to go do some Homework(Summer School) and she walks me outside to my car.
her:" Well Im sorry you couldnt stay longer maybe next time we can mess around..."

me: "Hold up you telling me we could have done something?"

her: "Well you should have said something I'm sure we could have done plenty..."

*we hug each other but then.... she squeezes me closer putting her tongue in my ear*

her: "Ill see you later this week..." *She Proceeds to Grabs on my dikk*

Tell me why this crazy bytch acted like I was bothering her and kept on cancelling on me saying she needed to spend time with her son cause she only gets to see him for the summer.

 

[u mad bruh bruh]

Another one. Met this average white girl about... Oh let's say a year and a half ago. Average weight, average face/ass/t*ts. So about the second time we meet up its at my place. About 30 mins into a movie one thing leads to another... Then I realize I don't have anymore rubbers.... So I go raw doggy After about 5 mins of stroking she stops me and says "there's something you should know..." So the first thing that jumps in my head is she has an std or something and I'm gonna have to OJ this bytch. She says "I'm 4 months pregnant". So Im like but then it pops in my head... I can nut in this bytch. So I proceed to do so. Long story short I keep fukking her during the whole 9 months (preggo p*ssy is ) She had the baby, wanted a relationship, I didnt. She found a bf (with the same name as me ) and Im still fukking her while she's with him. I get a text about a month into their relationship saying she's preggo and she thinks it's mine. Never texted or called her again (worse 9 months of my life) Finally found out it wasn't mine. Partied like a rock star that night

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

So since OBC only allows free users to message gold members I looked up all the gold members in a 50 mile radius and sent out mass messages waiting for replies.

I get a reply from this 41yr old white woman and we end up exchanging numbers. From her pictures she looked cute enough to fukk and had some big ol titties.

So the next day after texting back and forth she decides she wants me to come over to the house. But she says, "Im working on my essay so you cant stay too long..."

I get there at the house and she opens the door but she had me nervous cause she kept on stuttering and giggling like a little school girl smiling like she had never seen a black man before.

So we chat on the couch and her roommate comes down stairs
Her roommate is younger and looks way better than her so im like

For some reason 1 of the showers is downstairs and her roommate takes a shower while me and the woman are on the couch in the living room.(Shes rubbing my thigh but acting like shes more interested in doing her essay)

All of a sudden her roommate comes out the bathroom in nothing but a towel water dripping down her body hair wet.... Winks at me And walks up the stairs to her room

So I look at this woman and say, "what was that all about?"
her: "Oh she likes black guys too..."

me:

Eventually I get bored and tell her I have to go do some Homework(Summer School) and she walks me outside to my car.
her:" Well Im sorry you couldnt stay longer maybe next time we can mess around..."

me: "Hold up you telling me we could have done something?"

her: "Well you should have said something I'm sure we could have done plenty..."

*we hug each other but then.... she squeezes me closer putting her tongue in my ear*

her: "Ill see you later this week..." *She Proceeds to Grabs on my dikk*

Tell me why this crazy bytch acted like I was bothering her and kept on cancelling on me saying she needed to spend time with her son cause she only gets to see him for the summer.

prolly cuz u didnt seal the deal

and you kept calling her...