nikka, that isn't even a full view picture. Go write some fiction stories and make a thread or something.
she obviously doesnt have a big ass you silly negro. i dont need a full picture to see that.
Stories of broads you've met off of POF
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she obviously doesnt have a big ass you silly negro. i dont need a full picture to see that.
Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
Air Nikes N Hats
Poor mans Johnny Football Lifestyle!
My dude been trying to put me on to it. He was an awkward swagless dude who banged fat chicks and let them eat the penis like it was Jimmy Dean sausage....
Ive played wingman for him, and hes pulling hot ones left and right....sooo hmmmm....
Ive played wingman for him, and hes pulling hot ones left and right....sooo hmmmm....
Met this chick of POF. Said she was mixed . A little on the thick side , 
but she had some big 'ol titties so I gave it a shot. Talked for a week before we met up for dinner where she lives in Vacaville (30 miles away) . I was late because of traffic and she was tripping like it was life and death me being ten minutes late. As we get out of our vehicles to meet, I see her before she notices me and I immediately 
ring in my head. All of her pics didn't help out one bit seeing her in person. Her face reminded me of one of those Fandango puppets they show before the movie comes on
She wasn't fat but she looked like a Samoan linebacker with a wig on wearing a dress.Ok, mind you I'm hungry and drove all that way to see her, I just thought, "dinner and I'll split, how bad can this be?" It got worse.
She was one of those valley type chicks who seemed like POF gassed her up all the way to her big ass head, complaining about everything. She was tripping hard off some guys she thought were clowning her a few tables away while we ate. Then everyone else.She was paranoid as fukk. Then had the nerve to try to scold me about tripping about my bad day at work
I went in that Olive Garden not giving a fukk, talking about random shyt to kill time but when that check came, I gave her the 
and we split it. The fukk am I going to pay for someone's dinner they didn't even touch?
Worse date ever but I didn't give a fukk. Like I was going to see those bums working at that restaurant again?
but she had some big 'ol titties so I gave it a shot. Talked for a week before we met up for dinner where she lives in Vacaville (30 miles away) . I was late because of traffic and she was tripping like it was life and death me being ten minutes late. As we get out of our vehicles to meet, I see her before she notices me and I immediately ring in my head. All of her pics didn't help out one bit seeing her in person. Her face reminded me of one of those Fandango puppets they show before the movie comes on
She was one of those valley type chicks who seemed like POF gassed her up all the way to her big ass head, complaining about everything. She was tripping hard off some guys she thought were clowning her a few tables away while we ate. Then everyone else.She was paranoid as fukk. Then had the nerve to try to scold me about tripping about my bad day at work
I went in that Olive Garden not giving a fukk, talking about random shyt to kill time but when that check came, I gave her the and we split it. The fukk am I going to pay for someone's dinner they didn't even touch? Worse date ever but I didn't give a fukk. Like I was going to see those bums working at that restaurant again?
Mr Hate Coffee
Veteran
Hmm... as much as I can tell w/o getting incriminated. I have a feeling my girl lurks here
Girl 1: Cute lightskinned chick from Cali. She didn't have a pic at first but messaged me anyway. I was like "Where's yo pic?" She then sent me one. She was
But she had a husband she was separated from who was in Iraq. Anyways, I tapped it a few times and thought about a relationship (not really but I told her that) but she wound up getting back with her husband and moved. The only problem with this broad was that she didn't have a car. 
She's pregnant with her second kid now and happily married.
Girl 2: 35 year old half black/half german chick. She was a freak! Our first date we were at my crib watching Netflix. She put her hand on my lap and kept going. I got hard and her face hit that
I took her ass to the bedroom and handled my bizness. She was cool until she kept pressing for a relationship and showed crazy tendencies. bytch wanted me to move her and her 14 year old daughter in with me. Even tho she was crazy she had a fine ass lesbian friend that I almost got my first and only threesome poppin with. But that bytch had the worst attitude ever, so I had to settle on piping ol'girl while her friend fell asleep on the couch. We ultimately fell out because she lost her job and kept asking me for shyt so I snapped on her. Funniest thing about this chick is in the OG POF thread on SOHH, that dude manayahard or whatever uploaded a pic of his inbox and I saw this same exact girl sending him messages. 
Small world. Chick was thirsty and actively dated off of POF but when she found me she wanted to fukkign settle down. smh
Girl 3: Skinny white chick. She was cool, we met at the Waffle House and there just wasn't any spark. She was pretty boring too. She kept saying "Wow, I've never met someone so normal from the internet." ZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz
DAmn I'm tryna remember...
Girl 4: White chick with big fake titties. She hit me up first. I was surprised. My first legitimate white smash. We still cool to this day. She's really into black dudes but no one will wife her up.
I think she's like 32 now as well. I told her a got a girl and she was mad as hell tho.
Girl 5: Typical fat girl who tricked me with the angled pose. I'd post her pic but it's a small world so I'm not. I thought I had me a lil mixed dime with curly hair and I was winning. I decided to meet her at a coffee shop first because I didn't want to spend no money. I get there bout 15 minutes early. When I drive up I see some fat chick just sitting in her car. I'm like "Hmmm, that CANT be her." I park and hop out the car and she's like "Mr Hate Coffee? Is that you?" I'm like "Heeeyyy..." I was pissed off inside. We chatted for about 30 mins and then I told her I had to study. She texted me for another week until I told her "I'm sorry I haven't been responding, it's just that I have a lot going on in my life right now." She said she understood and we never talked again.
POF has been really good to me. I only had one chick make it past the filter so I think I did well. I'm retired now tho.
I'll say this. Ignore whatever the chicks want. Even the whores will put "a relationship". But you'd be surprised, I've gotten the draws from some of the nicest chicks on there.
In my experience...
Myspace (GOAT) > POF>>>>>> Skout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Facebook
for meeting chicks online.
Girl 1: Cute lightskinned chick from Cali. She didn't have a pic at first but messaged me anyway. I was like "Where's yo pic?" She then sent me one. She was
But she had a husband she was separated from who was in Iraq. Anyways, I tapped it a few times and thought about a relationship (not really but I told her that) but she wound up getting back with her husband and moved. The only problem with this broad was that she didn't have a car. She's pregnant with her second kid now and happily married.Girl 2: 35 year old half black/half german chick. She was a freak! Our first date we were at my crib watching Netflix. She put her hand on my lap and kept going. I got hard and her face hit that
I took her ass to the bedroom and handled my bizness. She was cool until she kept pressing for a relationship and showed crazy tendencies. bytch wanted me to move her and her 14 year old daughter in with me. Even tho she was crazy she had a fine ass lesbian friend that I almost got my first and only threesome poppin with. But that bytch had the worst attitude ever, so I had to settle on piping ol'girl while her friend fell asleep on the couch. We ultimately fell out because she lost her job and kept asking me for shyt so I snapped on her. Funniest thing about this chick is in the OG POF thread on SOHH, that dude manayahard or whatever uploaded a pic of his inbox and I saw this same exact girl sending him messages. Small world. Chick was thirsty and actively dated off of POF but when she found me she wanted to fukkign settle down. smhGirl 3: Skinny white chick. She was cool, we met at the Waffle House and there just wasn't any spark. She was pretty boring too. She kept saying "Wow, I've never met someone so normal from the internet." ZZZzzzzzzZZZzzzzzz
DAmn I'm tryna remember...
Girl 4: White chick with big fake titties. She hit me up first. I was surprised. My first legitimate white smash. We still cool to this day. She's really into black dudes but no one will wife her up.
I think she's like 32 now as well. I told her a got a girl and she was mad as hell tho.Girl 5: Typical fat girl who tricked me with the angled pose. I'd post her pic but it's a small world so I'm not. I thought I had me a lil mixed dime with curly hair and I was winning. I decided to meet her at a coffee shop first because I didn't want to spend no money. I get there bout 15 minutes early. When I drive up I see some fat chick just sitting in her car. I'm like "Hmmm, that CANT be her." I park and hop out the car and she's like "Mr Hate Coffee? Is that you?" I'm like "Heeeyyy..." I was pissed off inside. We chatted for about 30 mins and then I told her I had to study. She texted me for another week until I told her "I'm sorry I haven't been responding, it's just that I have a lot going on in my life right now." She said she understood and we never talked again.
POF has been really good to me. I only had one chick make it past the filter so I think I did well. I'm retired now tho.
I'll say this. Ignore whatever the chicks want. Even the whores will put "a relationship". But you'd be surprised, I've gotten the draws from some of the nicest chicks on there.
In my experience...
Myspace (GOAT) > POF>>>>>> Skout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Facebook
for meeting chicks online.
http://www.tagged.comThe fukk is Tagged? Ya'll Coli nikkas school me on summin every. single. day.
Bon Appetite breh
Silver Surfer
Veteran
nothing but ugly ones in my city...oh well...
I've met some crazy broads of the innanets
Chicks with hairy arms, chicks missing teeth, chicks who never mentioned they had kids but ended up bringin em to the first meeting.
Chicks who were pregnant but never mentioned to me, chicks who fat using old pictures.
I met a chick who wanted to see my cell phone I said no and she started to throw skittles at me
Chicks with hairy arms, chicks missing teeth, chicks who never mentioned they had kids but ended up bringin em to the first meeting.
Chicks who were pregnant but never mentioned to me, chicks who fat using old pictures.
I met a chick who wanted to see my cell phone I said no and she started to throw skittles at me
remember with POF
if she says she wants long term or dating=with good game she will let u hit it with quickness..and most of the pretty chicks got longtern and dating as their tag
stay away from female who want to hangout(to some degree) or intimate encounter
the ones with friends are just their for ego boost
also make sure you have more than 2pics
and rule number,,,,,, BE a$$hole!
dont compliment her pics when sending a message...take a jab at her pics
none of that " ohh your pretty"
if their short..i tell em
"hmm only 5'6..you might be to short for me"
watch how fast she replies
if she says she wants long term or dating=with good game she will let u hit it with quickness..and most of the pretty chicks got longtern and dating as their tag
stay away from female who want to hangout(to some degree) or intimate encounter
the ones with friends are just their for ego boost
also make sure you have more than 2pics
and rule number,,,,,, BE a$$hole!
dont compliment her pics when sending a message...take a jab at her pics
none of that " ohh your pretty"
if their short..i tell em
"hmm only 5'6..you might be to short for me"
watch how fast she replies
Ay, what's POF?
plenty of fukks
She's really into black dudes but no one will wife her up.
going through this right now
This happened to me twice but luckily I never met them.
Captain Crunch
Veteran
61 Corpses
The Breh
Does this apply to my real account or my troll account 
Silver Surfer
Veteran
Im currently working on a 20 year old in Atlanta with tats on her chest.....