Stories of broads you've met off of POF

Thatrogueassdiaz

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Met this girl from tagged...she was from Cali. She had the nicest ass I've ever seen on a white girl...talked to her in my car for a couple of minutes then went to me apartment. She was talking about how she doesn't fukk on the first meet...:duck: She had the tightest p*ssy and was literally a PAWG. :ohlawd:

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Love it when my coli brethren win like this :obama:
 
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I'll leave you with one before I go to bed. I have more tomorrow. I met this one about 3 years ago who was half black half philipinno (sp?). Anyway the first "date" is her at her apartment. We're chillin for a while having some drinks just chillin and shyt. Anyway we end up both tipsy one thing leads to another, next thing I know this bytch is taking her bra off asking for a back massage on her blow up mattress :snoop: (no bullshyt). So after i about 2 minutes i flip her over and start taking off my pants. Next thing I know she says "wait, theres something you should know" So im like.... ok. No lie, this bytch says "I have genital herpes, but its controlled through medication." Im like :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf: my dikk went to straight noodle status. And I just sat there for a minute like what the fukk. Got up and bounced.

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Another one. Met this average white girl about... Oh let's say a year and a half ago. Average weight, average face/ass/t*ts. So about the second time we meet up its at my place. About 30 mins into a movie one thing leads to another... Then I realize I don't have anymore rubbers.... So I go raw doggy :shaq: After about 5 mins of stroking she stops me and says "there's something you should know..." So the first thing that jumps in my head is she has an std or something and I'm gonna have to OJ this bytch. She says "I'm 4 months pregnant". So Im like :wtf: but then it pops in my head... I can nut in this bytch. :jawalrus: So I proceed to do so. Long story short I keep fukking her during the whole 9 months (preggo p*ssy is :gladbron:) She had the baby, wanted a relationship, I didnt. She found a bf (with the same name as me :heh:) and Im still fukking her while she's with him. I get a text about a month into their relationship saying she's preggo and she thinks it's mine. Never texted or called her again (worse 9 months of my life) Finally found out it wasn't mine. Partied like a rock star that night

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I love the fukking Coli y'all nikkas be going ham :laff:
 

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Another story from Online booty call

Another Older white woman that was 46, big titties and she looked like she had her body right but of course I didnt take in consideration the fat girl angles.

We're messaging each other back and forth through yahoo messenger and she wants me to meet up with her at a restaurant.
I'm thinking,:childplease: "Naw I dont wanna be seen in public with this woman if she doesnt look like what she does in her profile pic."

So I decline and eventually close out my OBC account and a month goes by with me not getting on yahoo messenger and soon as I log in she pops up asking what happened.

We get to messaging again and eventually she wants me to come to her house. Its 11pm so I already know it has to go down.

I drive way out to the suburbs and this woman is in a huge 2 story house.
*I text her that im in the front*

Front door opens and shes waving me to come inside

I run inside and my facial expression goes from :takedat: to :dwillhuh: to :why:

this woman was in a see-through white gown and had rolls and all types of wrinkled skin.

So She walks me to her room and I sit down on the bed.

her::shaq:
me::why:
her: "You want a glass of wine?..."
me: "Naw im good.... maybe later..."

Im looking around her room and I notice this plugged in
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We talk for about a good 30mins and eventually the conversation ends
me: "I guess I should get ready to go then its getting late.."
her: "Where do you think your going? You didnt think you were gonna come all the way over here and not get no p*ssy did you:shaq:?"
me: "Well... I honestly thought I was just gonna get some head:mjpls:..."
her: " Well come over here then..."

We ended up going upstairs on to her outside porch and fukking on the porch:snoop:.
 
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