Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[HipHopStan]

Yep. We got ourselves an incoming shytstorm

Category 5.

 

[Rekkapryde]

this trilogy not introducing a new alien main character is such a disaster. i guess there was so much backlash against cgi and obvious toys that they decided against it, but there are no cool fukkin aliens. how do you make 3 star wars movies with no cool looking... anyone really? Maz Kanata was a raisin and in 5 minutes of the movies. Snoke... i mean, i can rant about this burnt fukk for days and i still think he's one of the big reasons this trilogy is a mess, but i'll just move on... who else? Chewy is back, cool. Ackbar came back and died, cool, then lame. And... "Porgs were cute." ok, what else? There's one Resistance fighter alien. Nien Nub or whatever popped up for a second. that's it. they were so scared of Jar Jar backlash, they just gave us all humans, which fukkin sucks.

I'm trying to put myself in my childhood shoes. How are these movies moving toys? Wasn't that always the fun of Star Wars for kids? In terms of "cool" characters, we got Kylo Ren's helmet, which soon just became horseface Adam Driver. Chrome Storm Trooper who fukkin sucked, and was a girllllll!! - that's my 10 year old self reacting

All the shyt people talked about Lucas actually ended up making boring movies with stale characters. go figure. where's the Jaba? the Yoda? the Darth Maul? The Greivous? etc? even if they ultimately suck, you need them to counterbalance the regular people looking fukks.

BB-8 cool though. Little dude fixing C3PO was one of the best shots in the trailer.

BB-8 is the best part of this whole trilogy now that I think about it. Aint that some shyt.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

She need some black dikk in that ass

Maybe chewy can hook her up

yr avi was my expression entirely

 

[Red Shield]

Completely swindled us

Fukk this franchise

They sure the fukk did. God damn I can't think of another marketing campaign that baited&switched that badly this decade

TLJ fukked Luke's character and now ROS is fukking Return of the Jedi by decreasing the impact of Anakin rising up and killing Palpatine.

This whole sequel trilogy makes the other 6 movies damn near pointless.

Let's hope D&D don't fukk up the old republic like they did the last season of game of thrones & gemini man

I'll be very surprised if their old republic movie isn't just quietly killed

 

[Fctftl]

BB-8 is the best part of this whole trilogy now that I think about it. Aint that some shyt.

I like the Porgs. I wish episode 9 was just about the life of Porgs with Morgan Freeman narrating. “March of the Star Wars Penguins”>>>this trilogy.

Sidenote: JJ the king of failin to wrap things up. Remember this the dude that did Lost.He known for chokin in the 4th quarter

 

[MarcP]

Completely swindled us

Fukk this franchise

Bruh I was hyped as fukk thinking they were going to take Moses from Attack The Block and just drop him into the Star Wars universe. It hurt coming out of TFA seeing how they used him.

 

[eufemism]

It seems like Rey and Finn were supposed to fall in love during the trilogy but Disney seems so afraid of having a black man and white woman being a couple


Plus I'm sure they're afraid of lgbt people complaining about having a man and woman fall in love




These movies are so ass. 3 movies in we still don't fukking know what they're supposed to be about



This entire series need to be nuked from orbit

 

[Brehcepticon]

It seems like Rey and Finn were supposed to fall in love during the trilogy but Disney seems so afraid of having a black man and white woman being a couple


Plus I'm sure they're afraid of lgbt people complaining about having a man and woman fall in love




These movies are so ass. 3 movies in we still don't fukking know what they're supposed to be about



This entire series need to be nuked from orbit

Finn was originally two different characters. JJ ended up keeping the Finn name while using the ex-Stormtrooper character. shyt is big af so I'll link the concept art

https://disneynerd.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/img_1259.jpg

 

[CourtesyFlush]

She need some black dikk in that ass

Maybe chewy can hook her up

For real breh, she has that uptight CAC look like she would call the cops on a black man moving into her neighborhood. Look how easily she chased and hit Finn in Force Awakens just cause he was wearing a fukkin jacket that another guy owned the same one of

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Bruh I was hyped as fukk thinking they were going to take Moses from Attack The Block and just drop him into the Star Wars universe. It hurt coming out of TFA seeing how they used him.

Like I can’t support this bullshyt. My
Man wielded a lightsaber and all that shyt just to get his back sliced the fukk up and chase this wack as cac.

What makes it worse is she ain’t got no fat ass

Fukk these films, fukk Disney except when they make MCU movies and fukk Boyega for being comfortable with being used in the bait and switch shyt

 

[Apollo Creed]

got my tickets

 

[HipHopStan]

I remember walking into the lobby after TLJ was over and everyone had the look on their. There was this group huddled around talking about what the fukk they just watch and one guy was standing there literally trying to tell himself that it was a good movie. "Yeah...it-it was a good movie.I'll-I'll probably see it again after Christmas." Everyone standing around him was just giving him the look. I did the same thing when TPM came out in 1999. "Did that movie suck? I think it did. I'm gonna go watch it again to make sure."

 

[Standing on business]

Still haven't seen a single second of footage of this shyt. Have absolutely no interest in it whatsoever either. Rejecting this franchise after the onslaught of garbage in the last two films has been so easy.

we finna eat next month

 

[Brehcepticon]

I remember walking into the lobby after TLJ was over and everyone had the look on their. There was this group huddled around talking about what the fukk they just watch and one guy was standing there literally trying to tell himself that it was a good movie. "Yeah...it-it was a good movie.I'll-I'll probably see it again after Christmas." Everyone standing around him was just giving him the look. I did the same thing when TPM came out in 1999. "Did that movie suck? I think it did. I'm gonna go watch it again to make sure."

I was watching a documentary about Star Wars and an interviewee said that verbatim about TPM

 

[Peter Popoff]

This movie is gonna be unintentional comedy when I stream it on my firestick.