Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

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You know I was wondering about this but then again they do use Force Heal in the video games. :hubie: I guess it wasn't movie canon but they said fukk it.

But it definitely removes all stakes from the movie. If nobody ever dies then... :francis:
Not all Jedis can just do it easily. It's a Jedi master level skill like instilling literal confidence in a person. Siths like Bane could walk in a room, make everyone suddenly feel rage and want to kill eachother while feeding off all that hate:demonic:
 

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They can't go back to this. It's over. All they can do is tell new stories and do shyt like The Mandalorian which everyone likes.. can't revisit this trilogy. It's done.

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Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Palpatine wanted Rey to kill him and she literally did? I guess that I wasn't supposed to use my brain for movies like this. :mjlol: It's so funny reading the official threads for TFA, TLJ, and this. We were filled with so much hope in the beginning and by the time this thread rolled around we were like "Let's get this bullshyt over with. :francis:" My man @Ziggiy tried to warn us, but we here at TheColi get full enjoyment out of watching a huge dumpster fire explode and hit nearby bystanders and buildings causing more destruction and chaos.

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^^^ That's basically us. :mjgrin:
 

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Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Palpatine wanted Rey to kill him and she literally did? I guess that I wasn't supposed to use my brain for movies like this.

even though it was shyt writing, I figured it was she had to kill him at that time during the ritual, after or when there isn't a ritual, all bets are off.

What's more :mjtf::gucci: is that she supposedly felt chewie's presence once they got onto the ship

...but moments earlier she was distraught she might have killed him:dwillhuh:..they can't even decide how her mary sue force powers work

and the film completely ignores that none of them idiots standing by heard another ship kidnapping chewie and taking off while she was force battling kylo simp.
 

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even though it was shyt writing, I figured it was she had to kill him at that time during the ritual, after or when there isn't a ritual, all bets are off.

What's more :mjtf::gucci: is that she supposedly felt chewie's presence once they got onto the ship

...but moments earlier she was distraught she might have killed him:dwillhuh:..they can't even decide how her mary sue force powers work

and the film completely ignores that none of them idiots standing by heard another ship kidnapping chewie and taking off while she was force battling kylo simp.

Disney could have paid me a million a movie and I'd have done better than those soi cacs who probably got paid a combined 9 figure sum.

It's just ridiculous they messed up so bad. In the prequels george had a solid story outline which added to the lore and had amazing Cartoons built upon it. Whereas you can't salvage nothing from these 3 movies as they basically said star wars isn't about the story, it's about feminism, subverting expectations, out with the old etc.
 

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Disney could have paid me a million a movie and I'd have done better than those soi cacs who probably got paid a combined 9 figure sum.

It's just ridiculous they messed up so bad. In the prequels george had a solid story outline which added to the lore and had amazing Cartoons built upon it. Whereas you can't salvage nothing from these 3 movies as they basically said star wars isn't about the story, it's about feminism, subverting expectations, out with the old etc.

The main goal with this trilogy IMO was to bring star wars fever back by

1) give closure to the sky walker story
2) show godfather luke doing :wow: power level stuff.

3) make fans care about the next story arc.

But they failed at everything.
 

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The original sin of this trilogy will forever be erasing the endstate of the original trilogy. There were so many great stories they could’ve told in a New Republic and New Jedi Order setting...a Jedi Civil War, a Yuuzhan Vong invasion, the Imperial Remnant returning. But instead they chose to just re-tell A New Hope...and ironically enough, it was hopeless after that.
 
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The original sin of this trilogy will forever be erasing the endstate of the original trilogy. There were so many great stories they could’ve told in a New Republic and New Jedi Order setting...a Jedi Civil War, a Yuuzhan Vong invasion, the Imperial Remnant returning. But instead they chose to just re-tell A New Hope...and ironically enough, it was hopeless after that.

Oh I agree with you on the "A New Hope" remake and playing it safe but that movie was at least watchable and gave us some nice nostalgia and a few new wrinkles.

The Last Jedi took a lot of risks which I welcomed for its ambition but the problem was it completely trashed everything and didn't really setup anything to look forward to.

So now we get to this one and they are trying to cram like 5 hours of shyt into a 2 hour movie so that's bad but even worse is it just didn't make sense at all...

Like with The Last Jedi you can at least say it mostly makes sense even if it was dumb to do.

This one you cannot defend on any level because it's literal shyt thrown at a wall. That's why I laugh at people hating TLJ but then not hating this one. Like, listen they are both trash but this one is one of the worst blockbusters I've seen ever.

Shame.
 

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New rumor suggests Disney will reset ‘Star Wars’ universe, erase ‘The Last Jedi’ and ‘Rise of Skywalker’

The only thing with this is there is ZERO chance Harrison Ford signs on to do another; also Carrie Fisher passed. I 100% believe Mark Hamill would sign on.

I'm down for this. harrison ford isn't needed since they already killed off han solo. hell, I was shocked that he appeared in the force awakens as much as he did.

that said, mark hammil would DEFINITELY do it as he was already on record as hating what they did with luke in the the last jedi.

luke was far too underutilized in this trilogy.

personally, I really enjoyed the force awakens. the last two films were a total clusterfukk, but given how bad the last jedi was, it was simply impossible for JJ to salvage the final film.
 
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